In a locked cupboard. They took them away from you to stop you escaping. Even if you do escape they will still have your pants safely under lock and key.
Why don't people answer the question they were asked?
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In a locked cupboard. They took them away from you to stop you escaping. Even if you do escape they will still have your pants safely under lock and key.
Why don't people answer the question they were asked?
Because they grow towards the sun.
What came first: the boiled or the scrambled egg?
the boiled just because haha
why say yes when it could have been a no?
To cause confusion.
Why would you want to cause confusion?
I'll answer that myself, because in confusion there is profit!
Where do all the calculators go?
People steal them. (Pens too!)-although I have never done it personally.
Why do people on facebook put up silly statuses?
b/c people on Facebook are stupid.
Why do sunglasses break all the time?
Because you don't take care of them.
Why are you here right now?
Because I don't need to pee.
Why would you not dress a cat in a bikini?
Because they don't make them with enough matching tops. Anyway, you have to cut a hole in the bottom for the tail.
Why do they make special road crossings for pelicans?
Because pelicans have no concept of the straight line. Humans do.
Why don't people fish with cattle prods?
because they do not like fish
why is it that TWO is bigger then ONE?
Both two and one have three letters, so there is no difference.
Why do Commonwealth countries drive on the left and non Commonwealth drive on the right?
Because here in the states we are always right!
Where do babies come from? Uh, I mean, From whence cometh babies?
good question only they are too babies to tell us why
why is acting so demanding?
Because Marlon Brando started method acting which is a real pain.
Why is the stuff written on facebook so dumbed down?-what does that say about world?
If more litter goes in the trashbin, the rest of the world is that much cleaner.
Why isn't pizza on any diets, despite (ideally) having every food group represented?
Because the mafia controlled pizza shops do not want to be involved with the Diet industry which they regard as effete. Once a dietitian advised to eat a moderate amount of pizza and he was beaten with an Italian bread loaf (herinafter "loafing") for an hour on the fleshy part of the thigh. In Southern Italy "Loafing" is a common punishment and comes with shame and dishonour and all that sort of thing.
Why do some people wear track suits?
For the same reason other people rent exercise videos and sit and watch them while eating snacks: They're hoping for fitness by osmosis.
Why do we have languages anyway?
Que?
Where can I find a payphone? -quick
Think its too late...
Why don't you use a cell phone?
Because I'm not in a cell.
How do you know if you're on the right track?
I guess it depens on how it slides
how should one behave in public?
Like an actor in a theater show.
Why won't anyone help me?
Becuase your'e acting like an actor in a theatre show!
Can I go home now?- I really want to
Don't really want, just go.
If I give you one book how many apples will I have then?
I always give Apple Cider to people who give me books - a little of tradition of mine. Answer: 'bout 20 apples for a bucket of cider.
Where are my good socks?
On your feet, 'cause what you have on it is always the best.
How does the first laugh?
Loudest and then last.
Where is this thing going?
Uphill.
Do you enjoy tomatoes other than for consumption?
Just Consumption. But a Squash, well that's a bit different.
What time is it?- it's 9:43 am and damn clock is crawling...
Time is relative.
Do you eat lemons like they were apples?
Yes.
Are you ever going to make that change?
No. I don't like breaking bills.
Have you ever been solicited by a chill pill dealer? :chillpill:
Not a successful one :D
have you ever been propositioned in the underground?
No.
What ever happened to the Circus?- i wanna join
Don't you know you are part of the cast?
What animal would you want to be if you were an animal in the circus?
Homo sapiens.
Would you hug a naked cow?
no, only chocolate.
Why are apples compared to oranges?
They are both kinda fruity!
Why do we never hear about the Dog Days of Winter?
True enough - and why only Dog Day Afternoon.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?