bongo banging (yeah I almost type bango bonging) is an old litnet poem reading tradition going back to 2007...that was when....
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bongo banging (yeah I almost type bango bonging) is an old litnet poem reading tradition going back to 2007...that was when....
. . . new haikus were heralded throughout the forums with a raucous drum roll, of sorts. Of course, the problem with this was . . .
the haiku format was not conducive to a decent beat on said bongos. So, without any warning, our friend .....
. . .(the soup-starved zombie) made up a new type of poetry, the "Zombini," which fit with the bongo-banging much more readily. His first Zombini had a unique structure . . .
it had the makings of a harmonica, and yet .... there was something not quite right about it. You see ......
It made people want to run around and dance when they heard it.. As though they had lost their minds.. Once someone even...
was sent to the Principal's Office for the dreadful occasion of playing the zombini in ...........
science class! And then again in math! The horrors! Such a musical, literary thing had no place in either of those classes. Once all of this had been explained to the Principal, she . . .
laughed her pretty head off, which sent the person standing there into hysterics. You see, she was a zombie...
too, and found the kid's audacity quite entertaining. Needless to say, he was not sentenced to detention, although, they did have to find a new principal. The next one . . .
came roaring up in a horse drawn carriage, complete with horses snorting the blue blazes....
.... and a fatuous coachman vociferating at the mendicants and hucksters of ersatz coffee to get out of the way! The carriage screeched to a halt in front of....
the school, and this new principal alit from the carriage. If the students were stunned when their old principal's head came off, they were even more surprised to see . . .
....that the principal was no other than the foppish toady who had been sent to prison only last month for the crime of offering gimcrack to the Dowager Queen. This scandalous event....
was though pleasing to the little Ursula Blodovnicka, the little Russian aristocratic genius, who hided in the gardens, because...
;) Dear Members,
Because she heard the footsteps of the Night Queen tresspassing through her garden singing a lullaby to a sleeping child at her breast.The child was none other than.......
.... the catty cicerone's cousin.
I am chary about inviting her over to my house because....
she was my former best friend and now we hate each other like a...
...pair of cheerleaders fighting over the star quarterback. In fact, my pernicious cousin brings to mind...
...another person I hate which happens to be the pompous new Principal's principle pal named Pattonia Pattergast who happen to be...
Harry Potter's Next-door neighbour, who always had a sympathetic streak for Harry. In fact she pitied the young recluse and knew he would do great things one day when he would join her son in...
his most dangerous mission yet to be had. Rumour has it that ...
somone got banned from the forum. Will you please...
your days are numbered.
I wonder why it is always so difficult...
..., just how blessed and enriched they make our lives. We should not doubt....
...the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster! I could really use a...
...nice warm bath right now. But instead I'll just have to make do with a....
...an improvement on today. Each new day brings...
...seeing the person I love the most again, I miss him soooo much. One thing that really makes me smile is...
...going longer than it's supposed to here and I'm surprised no ones gone and blamed global warming yet. I think global warming is...
...a time to retreat into the self and explore what lies within the mind. Spring on the other hand...
...beautiful but also sad, the leaves are dying but they look pretty doing it. Summer is...
...gave me goosebumps when I was listening to it. Music is important because...
it transcends all time, emotion, lives, languages...
I would give anything to...
see a very very good friend of mine again because I'm missing them like crazy!
My favourite thing to do when it's really hot is...
our brains need just as much nourishment as our bodies. So I would highly recommend reading the book .....
the weather has to be just right otherwise it makes it even more difficult to relax.
The weather right now is...
... want to run and run for miles and never stop. Of course, except for when I want to smell the roses, or ..............
some delicious apple pie. And with my apple pie I have some...
a bright blue sky with not a single cloud in sight. It should also include...