Help me Obi-Wan,
Aw, crack a smile, Princess.
If not, let's just drink.
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Help me Obi-Wan,
Aw, crack a smile, Princess.
If not, let's just drink.
There's a definite theme of intoxication in this thread tonight!
If not, let's just drink;
If perhaps, lets drink also,
That way, yes comes soon!
That way, yes comes soon!
Wild yes it would be too;
With all this drinking!
WIth all this drinking,
Counting Shyllables becomes,
A. Ve. Ry. Hard. Thing.
A very hard thing;
So you say. I've calluses
From counting this way.
From counting this way
we set the house lopsided.
We're gonna get fired.
"We're going to get fired."
You said, your legs astraddle,
The office Xerox!
The office Xerox
Listening to what you say
Betrays you later
Betrays you later,
Slip of the finger, sending
What you can't retrieve. :)
What you can't retrieve;
All the many dropped stitches,
That didn't save nine.
“that didn’t save nine
from the threshing machine”, said
the one fingered man
The one fingered man
Who thought he was the winner
Unending battle
Unending battle;
Is the toilet seat up or,
The toilet seat down
The toilet seat down
Will save many a face from
A yucky dog kiss.
A yucky dog kiss
The remains of yesterday
Next time sure to flush
A yucky dog kiss
I recieve every evening.
Brandi licky lick.
lol
(my star trek one was much easier to follow than this one, Virgil.!:lol:)
Brandi Licky lick.
Virgil always shouts Ick!
But kisses her back.
Outstanding! :lol: You deserve a thumbs up: :thumbs_up
But kisses her back
The woman in the wheelchair
at the nursing home.
Thanks, but I just realized that the middle line was only six. Eh? My mind is going. :D
At the nursing home;
Weda gets my Christmas Card;
Doesn't place my name.
Doesn't place my name.
On the resteraunt guest list,
Can I borrow yours?
Can I borrow your's
You heart here for company
Be near till life lasts
:banana:
I didnt thnk I will b able to do it.
Hi, Nisha. I see you found the Haiku thread. :)
Be near till life lasts.
Follow me to the unknown;
Push me, and I you.
Push me, and I you.
Push my swing higher, higher.
Almost like flying.
Almost like flying
Suspended in emptiness
This beautiful earth
This beautiful earth
Like a helium balloon.
Who's holding the string?
who’s holding the string
while tigers stalk the loose end
kittens never care.
kittens never care.
All they do is sleep and eat
and jump om my legs
And jump on my legs
Please, I'm tired of walking.
I'd rather just sit.
I'd rather just sit
Relax and just stop this life
Time is slowing down....
time is slowing down...
everything is relative
at the speed of light
At the speed of light,
We danced the wild fandango;
That was so tiring!
lol
That was so tiring!
And all the birds were screaming...
I learned my lesson
I learned my lesson,
Then I learned it once again.
That stone keeps rolling.
The stone keeps rolling
my underworld punishment.
Back up it must go
Back up it must go
-An eternal punishment:
"Want to hear me sing?"
Want to hear me sing?
Sure i do! your voice is an
Angel from the skys
This thread rocks!!
Angel from the skies
Save me from the darkness
and give of the light
And give of the light
The eternal blessing that
will keep me safe
Im jus gonna be able to put in one haiku per day huh?*sigh* :(
Will, keep me safe.
"No, you're on your own, sister."
He ALWAYS says that!
:goof:
hehe..The second lines supposed to be seven syllables dear..
He ALWAYS says that!
But I refuse to believe
This time he will pay..!!