The people who do the washing up get bored!
Why do people think large brandy snifters make them look sophisticated instead of rather campy? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lomKane/BS.jpg
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The people who do the washing up get bored!
Why do people think large brandy snifters make them look sophisticated instead of rather campy? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lomKane/BS.jpg
Actually they are merely cradling the glass to practice the hand movements that will direct the next musical production...
Why do conductors need a wand to direct their orchestra?
Actually they are hoping the bloody lot will disappear! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ng-flowers.gif
Why does the sypmony lull you to sleep then wake you up with a rude crash of cymbals and kettle drums? http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/muede/d015.gif
Well, they aren't actually playing those crashing noises... those rude sounds are actually the brass players bonking each other on the head to tease the conductor, and the occasional instrument smacks into someone elses...
Why is it that at night, my creativity dwindles...
You keep forgetting to "burp" its Tupperware ™ Container! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...omKane/Fly.gifhttp://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...omKane/Fly.gifhttp://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...omKane/Fly.gif
How do you "knock someone's lights out" when "lights" in the term "liver and lights" refers to lungs? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ky_chicken.gif
Just play the Pat Travers song, Boom Boom Out Go The Lights, and then pour yourself a nice lemonade, knowing that the job got done.
Why do woodticks come out only at certain times of the year?
I don't know but they can all go visit this guy: http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/Devil.gif I've never seen so many in my life as are out this year!
They say "All dogs go to heaven." Does that mean "All other pets go to the hot place?" http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ane/devwmn.gif
Maybe. Hot dogs have to come from somewhere. Maybe they're not really dogs?
Why isn't there such a thing as a hot cat?
But there is - you've just got to use your imagination and improvise a litte.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bakiryu
Why do the interior designers on these home improvement/decorating shows use the word "pop" when they are describing their color choices for a particular room?
My deah, they would not be caught dead saying the words: "in vogue." http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...mKane/Goth.gif
Why do all these people imagine they know more what we want than we do? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ilies/Nuts.gif
because if they don't "imagine" their brain will go dead, if u don't use it you'll lose it!!
Why don't we have more than 2 hands
Shirtmakers. http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ies/Soccar.gif
Why doesn't Bigfoot just kick in the door and say "Honey, I'm home!" to those skeptics? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ilies/Kong.gif
He did, and they have made a tv series about it (he even has a kid named Bart...) and is a happy millionaire now!
Why does hairspray attract wasps?
Empty Nest Syndrome...http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...es/Stinger.gif
Why do watched pots never boil?
because their mom told them it was deemed impolite to boil while watched.
Where do butterflies go when it rains?