Questions Only

Is it significantly different to other places in England?

Do you know how many times we've tried to cut it off, float it out into the North Sea and sink it?

Why would you do that?

Would I get in to terrible trouble if I spoke the truth?

Isn't truth beauty, and beauty truth?

Does it mean that ugliness is false?

Would that then mean that Burnley is false, thus doesn't exist, making the last dozen or so posts a waste of time?

Is playing in this thread a waste of time? :eek:

Wouldn't that depend on how seriously one took oneself?

If beauty is only skin deep, then is ugly to the bone?

What's that got to do with Burnley?

Is there a there there ?

Since there is a their, why not a there, there?

They're there ?

Surely, they're their, there?