Predict who will post after you.

True

The next will have gone shopping today.

On my way out in an hour. :)

The next can sing exceptionally well.

Oh no, there's absolutely nothing I can do exceptionally well, and singing isn't going to be an exception.

Next is an expert in at least one field among those fields of life.

Pif! I wish.

The next is going to a party tonight.

Nope.

The next drinks tea.

I do.

Next has eaten a lot of pie lately.

nope!!

Next ..
has had a hard day ?

nope

Next is going shopping today.

Yes, online.

Next person is in love.

Ha, there are comedians all over the forum

The next loves spinach.

I love spinach (except the part where it gets stuck between my teeth!)

The next person adores fishing

I do like fishing. :)

The next likes snacking in the middle of the night.

Never.

The next person is a smoker

Ewww, no...

The hates smoking, as I do.

Very true

Next wants to go out tonight.