The Land of Lost Socks, a hell dimension
Why aren't there clumsy adult wild animals, given how many clumsy adult humans we have?
Printable View
The Land of Lost Socks, a hell dimension
Why aren't there clumsy adult wild animals, given how many clumsy adult humans we have?
Because they are usually eaten early in life by a lion or something...
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
They disappear so as to get away from their partner sock (must be rough to be with the partner sock all the time)... and they go to this place behind every dryer... where there are multi-colored socks, of different sizes and fabrics... and everyone dances and makes sock love.
Why do french fries taste so good?
dang, Bien and Pen beat me to it... how did this happen!?
Because they have fat and salt and all the things that will kill you.
Because we are faster...
Why have you been gone for so long?
I dont know, if they're not addictive then WHY CAN'T I STOP EATING THEMQuote:
Originally Posted by PoeticPassions
Do you think that socks have an issue with monogamy, and they really prefer that we 'mix them up' a bit more? (I think we are making headway here)
I think we are making headway... they obviously have an issue with monogamy. Now, how to solve this problem?Quote:
Originally Posted by tonywalt
Humans take longer to learn to walk and acquire motor skills...Quote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
ok I won't pose anymore questions, because there are already a few left unanswered.
It's only an illusion, you just have been looking for me in all the wrong placesQuote:
Why have you been gone for so long?
Why does fresh water save your life, but ocean water speeds your death?
Because ocean water contains sharks, barracuda, jellyfish, stingrays, etc.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
Why is everything tasty bad for you?
Because tasty food is sadistic and likes to cause you pain.
Why do little boys pick their nose but older boys pick fights?
Because they're trying to pick the noses of other boys, because they're snotty brats.
Why do squid smell so disgusting?
All that water and no soap.
Why does my cat keep eating my fake Christmas tree?
Because it has an eating disorder, and it thinks the Christmas tree represents its feelings, and it eats its feelings.
Why don't robots have feelings?
Oh, they do! They can't express them to humans, because humans do nor know what "blorb beep whistle static be-bob ting tang" means. Don't ask me, I'm only human!
Why do funerals cost so dang much?
Because it's easy to make people feel guilty for "skimping" on the dear departed.
Why do 24 hour stores have locks on the doors?
Once a year, when Daylight Savings Time reverts to standard time, a day is 25 hours, and the workers finally get to go to the bathroom.
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Nobody likes to be mooned, man!
Considering that bats are by no means blind, why the expression "blind as a bat"?
the person who said it at the time was under the influence..
wearing pyjamas in the evening is a good way of sleeping well?
In a manner of speaking. If you sleep in the nude, it means you gotta take them off, so why bother putting them on?
Since there are dogwoods and dogfish, why are there not peoplewoods and peoplefish?
That's quite serious. Lets contact some human rights group. Hope that will bring about a positive change soon.
Where are the gates through which we usher in a new year?
Underneath the sign that reads "Abandon Hope, all ye who enter here!"
What is a "happy medium?"
A compromise that angers everyone equally, both negatives thus making a positive.
Alternatively, a fortune teller who actually got something right.
Why do we "ring out" the old?
Because we keep misspelling the word "wring"...
Why does someone never ask you something when you actually know the answer, but always come to you for answers when you don't have a bloody clue?
That's what makes it a challenge ;)
Do you drink a lot? If so, why?
Why does anyone drink except to forget the hangover they will have the next day...
Why do they call reading material on tape, CD, Kindle, Nook, etc. books?
Gotta call it something. The Romans called a scroll a book.
What's the point of Crane Flys?
Just to mate and die...like the rest of us...
Why do lonely people sit in an empty house waiting for someone to contact them?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKWh_iOTjnc
Why do we eat french fries?
Because fast food joints serve then, duh!
Why do people forget?
Because they can't remember.
Why do people read in the dark?
Because they don't like light prose.
Why do writers use the letter e more often than the letter q?
Because they hate queuing.
What's wrong with the garden path anyway?
The birds are there on the trees waiting for you know what.
Why can't I have some more chocolate?
because I said so
why isn't the world square?
That all depends on you perspective.
Why did the hair from my head start growing in my ears?
tut!! that's only because you forgot to trim your hair
why do people think shouting is effective to listening?
Because more people can hear you when you shout.
Why do witches float?
Because when they were trying a witch, the innocent would drown, and the witches would float. Thus when they had someone that they wanted to eradicate from society, just try them as a witch. Either way, they will be dead.
Why are people so cruel?
Because of witches and their witchcraft.
Where do all the other lost socks go?
Rehab
Where are my pants?