Pam

The PAM tried to braid his hair, but because it was a wee bit too short for said craft, his fingers got all knotted up in the locks, and oh no, his hands are now basically tied to his head!

the PAm ruined my chance to get back on pen

The PAM puts dried twigs on her cereal for fiber.

The pam thinks cereal is a finger food and she eats it with her hands (with milk mind you)

PAM looks rather spooky these days.

the PAM is a dog and always will be

Woof, woof. :p

PAM shakes in fear every time a dog barks.

The PAM barks in fear every time he sees a certain avatar...

the pam wears bright yellow paw-polish

The PAM confuses everyone as to whether or not she lives in this world or another...

The PAM made a coat out of Cheetos and licorice.

The PAM ate her coat out of Cheetos and licorice, and now hasn't a thing to wear when she goes out...

the PAM made so much sense, the planets spontaneously alligned to give her a good shake so she would make a little less sense to everyone else.

THE MODERATOR GENERAL stucks his head into the Oreo filling and swears to never get out. :p

'Lo Aims! Hahw Ahr Yoo?

How did you know I bought a pack of Oreos today??? :lol:

The PAM is relocated to a different planet, because for some reason, her presence makes earth feel a little too self conscious about its belly. :p


I feel grandly opaque today, and how are you Lain?

Opaque like I cannot see through the PAM? :p Just finished the journey through Mars...on invisibility cloak...so THE KING won't arrest me... in my case, I'm transparent. :p And I even though you are opaque, you are transluscent to me...can read the man.

Been very busy lately, Aims. Ha, schoolwork, work. And work. How's it going? How is everyone's MODERATOR! Do you have the power to ban anyone?

PAM uses his phone and calls the Mars security and orders to arrest Lain.

I tried banning myself once, but chickened out. :blush:

School and work is good, keeps you from violating rules on mars. :nod:

The PAM, after violating the no tranparant girls on Mars rule, now looks and smells like a real convict without access to deoderant or a hairbrush. :eek:

:lol:

I rest my case.

For lack of a better and deeper term, the PAM uses "chickening out" instead of "roostering in". I can now smell the PAM half a world away...hmmm...something smells like cream-filled cookies wiped out, shared it with his loyal guards. Conspiracy.

The PAM wishes she had such delicious cookies, and chews on her shoes instead because the cookies are all gone. ;)

PAM is jealous because although leather shoes aren't as delectable as Oreos, they're way healthier. Say what...:p

The PAM's idea of healthy food consists of buying tight leather outfits and then eat them. :eek2:

Ah. You got away with that...

Well. Seems like our resident Moderator isn't too keen on alienizing our colony so instead, what he does is sing Iron Maiden at the top of his voice infront of his Martians to cover up for his lousiness as a King while milking cows for the future of his planet while in combat with Kal-El. Abdicated, Aims.

I don't fight with Superman! He's smug and I don't like him, but he's got this thing for Krypton, really weird guy. He's a bit creepy if you ask me.. :p

The PAM, on her healthy diet however, once stole supermans outfit and ate it, because it is just só healthy. :brow:

Holy Cow...

For the PAM's information, RUBBER isn't as healthy as leather. :brow:

Every king has a weakness... if it's not Krypton, then I guess the PAM's are Turnips. Really weird guy.

But Turnips are what gives me strength! Where would I be without them...:)

The PAM thinks turnips are a weakness, even though everyone knows they can only be a strenght. :nod:

Oh, poor guy...:( No turnips = No Martian King! Then what I'll do is: turn *the country where you live in* upside down and rattle and shake all the turnips 'til they come down until King Aimus becomes so weak (that's why it's called a weakness because you're weak without them :p) he can't govern and demoralize and dictate his land. Then and only then can I become Queen. :p

(Honestly, I'm known here at home as the turnip eater ever since I was four. My mom just has to chop them julienne for my baby teeth to chew. :p I love 'em raw. But you, unlike me, eat them with their peel on.)

The pam's cheeks are brighter than the sun!

Warning: This PAM is not from this world. if you happen to see the PAM please noticfy the police in your area!

The PAM shines like the Silver Surfer, but is not as benevolent.

the PAM is like the radiant sun, but thankfully it won't kill you if you get to close.

The PAM outer facade is one of someone who likes Dragons! Inside though it turns out that what she likes about dragons is eating their eggs. Bold PAM!

The PAM has made a big mistake saying i like to eat dragon eggs. THe PAM will mystierously go away. and the only evidance is a giant footprint of a dragon!

The Pam is evil! Evil! (but her avatar is very, very cute!)

The PAM wishes that she could be dating my avie. (Sorry he's taken, he's mine! lol. i wish! i don't evan know him. *sob!!!!!!*

The pam is mean! She should share him!

The PAM is not being realistic. come on! we're girls, what do you exscpect?

PAM impersonates cute boys in neverland. ;)

The PAM wears black socks with his sandals.

The PAM has seeds of thought in her head as we all can see, since they are begining to sprout! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...icapapaya2.jpg

the PAM likes to eat lemons raw