the hands of my lord
hands that we consistently bite
oh patient hands
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the hands of my lord
hands that we consistently bite
oh patient hands
Oh patient hands
Drop this cold liquid Today
Poison chills the bones.
Poison chills the bones
From Bottom to Hill and sky
Above There's nothing
Above There's nothing
Infinite, calm emptiness
Shadows scream below
Shadows scream below
Death is on strike So no souls
To take the life from
To take the life from,
A cow for food; to you beef,
To me blasphemy!
To me, Blasphemy!
Here Boy, "That's a good dog,
Here is a yum-yum."
Here is a yum-yum
You've worked hard and deserve it
Now, fetch me my pen
Now, fetch me my pen.
Even dogs get paid today;
I'll write you a check.
lol
I'll write you a check
Wait for me in my office
...I will be right back
"I will be right back...."
Blasphemy sits. Whimpers. Howls.
Oh, how Man deceives!
Oh, how Man deceives!
Why should he trust anyone
Always left behind
Always left behind;
because when I walk, I walk,
sideways, right side first.
Sideways, right side first.
Teaching a crab to two-step
Is tricky business.
Is tricky business
And not worth the trouble
He'll just run away
He'll just run away
The rabbit caught in the trap
Born free as the wind
Really corny, from a song back in the seventies.
Born free as the wind
But he can never be it
exhausted in Dream
exhausted in Dream
Waken to a dready world
From i shall run fast
From I shall run fast,
Take shelter in a prison
Of my own device.
Another borrowed lyric from the seventies.
From I shall run fast;
Towards I stride andante,
But around I crept.
Clever Sod. ;)
But around I crept.
The lion on a tie-out
Preens, sharpening claws.
Oops - I spend hours trying to think of a way to follow that line and you post at the same time. appo polly loggies
Preens, sharpening claws,
Then laying them in a row;
Strange creatures preens!
Strange creatures preens
From the Seas they crawled on us
We're under ATTACK!!!!
We're Under ATTACK!
Evil penguins are coming!
No they've arrived
:goof: :lol:
No! They've arrived!
And the carpet not vacuumed!
Quick, pass me a rug!
I'm glad you did. It was a wonderful Haiku.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xamonas Chegwe
Quick, pass me a rug,
I'm numb in this old barouche.
Let's stop for Sherry.
Let's stop for Sherry
Or Vodka tea is better
so many Choices!
So many choices:
Clean? Dust? Iron? Tidy? Vacuum?
I know - I'll HAIKU!
I know - I'll HAIKU!
From dusk till dawn they all say
Yeah ha! Party Time
Yeah ha! Party Time
Bring on those black sambucas
Til last orders at bar
Till last orders at bar;
Drink Scotch neat with me; let's smoke
Cigarettes and sway.
Cigarettes and sway?
They don't often make me sway,
What are you smoking?
What are you smoking?!
I can't indorse illegals,
Mess you got us in!
Mess you got us in!
Don't tell them it's a secret
Got to say goodbye
Got to say goodbye.
The sun is out you know.
Good day for a hike.
Good day for a hike.
Riding across a nice stream
Just me and you, friend
Just me and you friend;
This is how it always ends,
last to leave the bar.
last to leave the bar
After !.5 litters
Guinnes is my blood
Litters? You give birth in bars? What kind of willow are you?
Guinness is my blood.
I mean beer--not the actor.
Help me Obi-Wan!