Litnet's version of Devil's dictionary

Plutocracy: A term that became obsolete when Pluto lost its status as a planet, not that Pluto cared one way or the other. It is also used as an alternate definition of “democracy” among those rich enough to know what the word means.

app:

Wrong. It's rule by Mickey Mouse's dog. :)

aap: The guys who invented Popeye

Caesarian

Caesarian: An alternate delivery method, like using FedEx when you don’t trust the postal service to do it right.

Bread:

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Originally Posted by YesNo

Caesarian: An alternate delivery method, like using FedEx when you don’t trust the postal service to do it right.

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Heh heh. :)

Bread: As the Buddha observed, something that will not benefit you until you are through kneading it.

Mustache

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Originally Posted by Pompey Bum

Bread: As the Buddha observed, something that will not benefit you until you are through kneading it.

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That's a good one. My subconscious tells me to mention that AuntShecky gave it/her/him the idea for FedEx:

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Originally Posted by AuntShecky

Best of all was the one about the babies. When mine were little and asked the ultimate awkward question -- "Where did I come from?" we told them they had been delivered by FedEx.

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Moustache: What happens when you forget to shave.

Astrology:

An excuse for losing.

Dribble

Dribble: When Dennis Rodman's nose runs.

Fragrant

Fragrant: A word for a smell. It is supposition that the word means "smelling good". Next time you ride the bus or subway with a wino, tell me that he is not "fragrant" of cheep booze

Edible.

Edible: Something to put in your mouth that can be swallowed and digested which, if you think about it, is quite gross, but most of us enjoy doing it anyway.

Producer:

Producer: Prior to the Industrial Revolution, an artisan. Afterwards, a fat guy in Beverley Hills.

Aquarium

Aquarium: A place to put tiny fish and watch them die.

Consumer:

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Originally Posted by YesNo

Aquarium: A place to put tiny fish and watch them die.

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Heh heh. You've been hanging around with me too much. :)

Consumer: Prior to the Industrial Revolution, the customer of a yeoman farmer. Afterwards, "Yo man! You got any?"

Software

Unfired porcelain.

Prognosis

Ah! I'm spending my 1000th post with you, Hawk! :)

Prognosis: "Let me put it this way: don't start any long books."

Caterwaul

Caterwaul: A shrill, screeching noise that robots make when they want sex.

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