If you were a...

I would be fair...

If you were homeless, what would the one possession be that you would never lose?

a photo album

If you were a computer screen, what would the screensaver be?

A pretty goth girl

If you were a piece of jewelry, what would it be......and who would be wearing you?

marcasite cross, leather chain, worn by a pretty goth girl

If you were a tatoo, what would you look like?

The number '24601'

If you were an heiress, what would you be known for?

having millions of dollars, and giving it all to charity

If you were a banknote of a new denomination, whose face will you adorn?

Yours

If you were an actress (actor), what show would you star in?

a Comedy.


If you were a rug, where would you be from?

The Canary Islands.

If you were an archipelago, which group of islands would you be?

Japan! Home of anime!

If you could end a tv series, which one would you end?

Grey's Anatomy -- my wife watches that stupid smut each Thursday.

If you were common hand tool, which would you be?

Nail gun, it's handy

If you were a beverage, what would you be?

Margarita, frozen, no salt


If you were a breakfast cereal who's cupboard would you be in?

An adult who has the spirit of a child.

If you were a pigeon what would you live on?

Cheese and crackers...

If you were a Pirate Ship, what would your Captain's name be?