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Breaking News:
Our man in the field, David Pendragon:
"Carl we are here on the banks of a small stream in Michigan. A young couple had been jogging along this path, when their dog spotted the body. Someone of you might want to look away, as the scene is very graphic.
"Carl as you can see the body is right over there tangled in the brush on the far bank. Sources on the task force here have told us that the body was easily identified by the thin frame, blue fur, and big pink nose. Yes, sadly it is Grover. Wait a minute, something is happening. Let's see if we can- There! His helmet and cape! No doubt about it, Super Grover changed back to plain old lovable Grover in midflight. Tragic. A small necklace was around his neck and the name Papayahed was engraved on a Saint Christopher's medal. Wonder who she was? We may never know.
"David Pendragon reporting from an unidentified creek in the wilds of Michigan. Back to you, Carl."
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The Horror! While reporting from an unidentified field in Michigan, the WDLL news crew was trampled by a pack of wild Moose. No survivors.
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He/She was a friend of Alf from planet Melmak, but had an allergy on cats, so she died of hunger.
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Troyia's superpowers failed spectacularly in the skies above New York where she was on a mission with the famous Teen Titans. As team leader Robin the Boy Wonder said "Holy splashdown, Batman!"
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THIS WAS A CREATIVE GAME WITH THE POTENTIAL FOR HUMOR, BUT LIKE PAM, IT MUST NEVER BE MEANT IN A MEAN WAY AND PEOPLE WHO PLAY NEEC TO UNDERSTAND THAT.
It is with sorrow we report the discovery of the hideously nibbled body of Pendragon, which was pulled from a Virginia chipmunk den early this morning. No possums were involved. (:) )
