No, but if you eat part of the top, it ends of looking life the Eiffel Tower... kind of
Why are books called books?
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No, but if you eat part of the top, it ends of looking life the Eiffel Tower... kind of
Why are books called books?
Cuz otherwise we'd be saying, "Hey did u know that the new booger by Brown just hit the markets!"
Why dont we die before we actually die?
Youse got a death wish or somethin' guy? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...Godfeather.jpg
Why does your life flash before your eyes during near death experiences--it's a re-run?
Nature's way of reminding you of all the silly questions you asked.
Why was Curious George so curious?
He got hypnotized by all the yellow.
Why are pineapples called that ('ve been wondering that for a while)?
because that's what you get when you cross a pine tree with an apple tree.
Why do cows smell so bad?
They're trying to get people not to eat them.
Why do I keep on hearing that song everywhere?
it's number one on the music charts
why do we hafta turn the pages in book?
because we're not telekinetic?
why are teddy bears so cuddly?
They have a plan to take over the world and need your trust to make it happen?
Why do the disney princesses (from different worlds) never look at each other when they're on the same thing?
Royal snobishness. Prince Charles would be a good example here... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...FrogPrince.gif
Why do the good guys always win, when the bad guys are better armed?
because if they lost the bad guys wouldn't get to return in the sequel?
Can you sweep with a flying broomstick?
I'll have to get off mine and try it! :lol:
Why do horses have to wear horseshoes?
You expect them to wear maybe stilleto high-heels? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ies/Horsey.gif
Why do cows chew their cud? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ored_cow_2.gif
They get bored.
Why do we have to have different shaped glass for different drinks?