Pam

The PAM thinks that scaring a cat makes him a hero. Do you want a medal for this act of bravery?? :lol: *rolling with laughter*

Yes give me a medal please! I love medals

The PAM wears so much bling bling, she has severe backpain due to the weight. :p

Okay. You win the medal for the Worst Act of Bravery. Please accept. :D :p

The PAM is jealous of people having a lavish lifestyle. :rolleyes:

YAY a medal!

The PAM is having a lavish lifestyle, but her hundreds of servants gossip and make fun of her behind her back. :p

That is why they are servants you see. :rolleyes:

The PAM has the habit of eavesdropping :D :D

the PAM can't fly a spaceship. Ha, take that!

If you remember, I was the one who brought you back when you just didnt know which planet to fly to.

The PAM is always trying to take credit for something they never did? :rolleyes:

Hey, I wasn't the one that pressed the complete randomization button! Where lucky we didn't turn into space monkeys.

The PAM likes to fire innocent servants who need the income to support their fifteen children. Now they will all starve. ;)

Ya innocent gossiping servants. And is there no such thing as family planning??

The PAM wrongly supports the gossip activities of servants. I wonder Why?

doesn't servant gossip lead to funny and sometimes surprising situations, when made fun of?

The PAM doesn't like to make fun of her servants, instead she fires them. :)

The PAM passes on his silly recipies to the servants, that's why this favoritism. :brow: I wonder what have they been feeding me, turnip soups???

I wish my servants would prepare me a nice turnips soup!

The PAM's bling bling can buy a small country, and still be really ugly to look at. :p

The PAM thinks beauty is only skin-deep. :brow:

No I don't you're the one with the bling bling remember, I care about what's inside too.

The PAM would fly across the universe and still don't know where she was going. :p

The PAM, who is forever lost is trying to show others the way by his equally poor navigation techniques.