Litnet's version of Devil's dictionary

Slab of Pork: My dinner this evening (with fried potatoes)

Moose ?

Moose: I’ll try to explain it. Take the word “goose”. A goose is the singular form of “geese”. So if you know what geese are you know what a goose is. Similarly for moose. If you know what meese are, you know what a moose is.

Mouse:

Mouse: see above.

Ugly Duckling

Ugly Duckling: If biology followed Hans Christian Anderson rules, this would be the incipient stage of a girl's development which preceded blossoming into a total stunner, let's say about 6'2", maybe an international tennis champion. Sadly, Hans Christian was an old pedo who liked to creep around impressionable school children. They even built a mermaid statue in Copenhagen as a warning to future generations.

Marty McFly:

Marty McFly: Scottish version of Spanish Fly.



Cleanser

Cleanser: French for "to cleanse"

Repugnant

Repugnant: cold coffee that's been sitting on the nightstand all night.

Inveterate:

Inveterate: believe it or not it means the same thing as veterate.

Defenestration

Defenestration: The act of throwing someone out a window. And I mean from a high floor. You just watch yourself, Pompey, my old son.

Thighmaster:

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Tyrion Cheddar

Defenestration: The act of throwing someone out a window. And I mean from a high floor. You just watch yourself, Pompey, my old son.

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Duly noted. :)

Thighmaster: Not nearly as much fun as Thighmistress.

Mea culpa

Mea culpa: Latin, forgive me It actually roughly translates to It was my fault, something most people will never acknowledge!

By the way, Danik, the word goes is slang for talk as in "Well Jane goes "Who gives a crap?" and Bill goes "Certainly not you. b----!"

Slang:

Slang: What Billy did to the wet beach towel after his mother told him to sling it over the fence to dry.

insouciant:

Tks, PD, I didn´t know. But my definition wasn´t wrong either. ;)

insouciant: a badly seasoned sauce

chameleon:

Chameleon: One of the most odious forms of tea in existence, the drinking of which is comparable to having one's face pressed into a pile of sweaty socks. Oh, chameleon! Sorry. I was thinking chamomile. Right. Chameleon, a little bug what sits on a branch.

Camouflage:

Cam O'Flage: Eugene O'Neil's cowardly cousin.

Epiglottis

Pompey, if you ever make a joke that bad again I may come at you--come at you with the remains of my club sandwich from the diner, and there's no knowing where it may end up.

Epiglottis: The slightly less serious cousin of epidemic, which does not require CDC workers to don spacesuits.

Spacesuit:

Spacesuit: The approved method of blocking one's thoughts from telepathy replacing tin foil hats. Suits utilized mostly in space, in the 20th and 21st century most specifically; the effects of telepathy decreases as to the square of the distance (measured in EPRs) - spacesuits becoming the final barrier. See notes encrypted: google images: steg file: Omega; key=grumpy cat 999.n.9.r.9.11.

Space Station:

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Originally Posted by Tyrion Cheddar

Pompey, if you ever make a joke that bad again I may come at you--come at you with the remains of my club sandwich from the diner, and there's no knowing where it may end up.

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I promise nothing.

Space (a/the) suit (verb): to forget what the trump is in bridge.

Space Station: a place where the best minds on three continents can hear when you pee.

Denouement

Denouement: A thing which none o' these here threads ever seems to head in the direction of.

And I like your definition of space station.

Cindy Lauper:

Denouement: like a climax but dryer.

Cindi Lauper: like a singer but wetter.

Mollified

Once again, PB, your definitions are without peer.

Mollified: Oddly enough, this brings us back to that cheerleader of legend, for her name was Molly, and on that storied night of Bacchanalia in which the ribald humor flowed as freely as the libation, every member of the football team got mollified.

Rude:

Rude: the slippery slope to lewd, screwed, and tattooed.

Feckless

Feckless: Devoid of feckles; a witless Scot; Irish constraint

Void:

Void: That thing which Nietzsche warned us not to stare too long into, lest it stare back into us. Really, though, wouldn't you? Stare back, I mean. Staring is rude, and turnabout is fair play, after all. If someone stares at you, you bloody well stare back.

Importune:

Nice definition of void. I'll have to stare more often.

Importune: What happens when you stare into the void long enough that it starts helping you with your problems.

Help:

Help: A word you yell repeatedly when you are in trouble, hoping someone will come to your aid. In America it is probably better to yell "Call 911!"

Welcome back Pompey! :)

EDIT: Oops forgot to post a word -

Senility

Hi Mona! Nice to see you my friend. :)

Senility: A word for helpless dithering; derived from the same Latin word as "senator."

Sushi

Sushi: A polite term for "The fish is SUPPOSED to be raw, you idiot!"

Wasabi:

Wasabi: A perennially dreaded question, right up there with "Where do babies come from?", the best approach is generally the direct one: "A bi is someone whose heart is so big she loves both girls and boys. Now go play."

knave:

Knave: The part of a cathedral next to the as s.

Bronco

Bronco: What so many women have called me it's embarrassing.

Next to the 'as s,' Pompey? I am without clue. Also, I get no love for the wasabi gibe? I'd have thought some applause, at least. With the one hand you've got available.

Stud muffin:

Comic genius speaks for itself, TC. :)

And the site doesn't let you say ***--hence as s.

Stud muffin: the fate of pastries that start to lose races.

As s backwards:

As s backwards: Also known as arse backwards, tush backwards, and in Uzbekistan apparently butt backwards. The term refers to all planning done by civil agencies, offices and administrations.

clusterf**k:

Clusterf**k: the perfect complement to one's clustersp**n.

Teleological

Teleological: A way of describing the iconic star of a 1970s police drama about a bald, lollipop sucking detective.

scamp:

scamp: A combination of the words "escape" and "camp" You will always need to pitch your tent or park your RV in such a way as to escape the hordes of insects, various snakes and creepy-crawlers, other campers with limited sense and even more limited bladders, and the occasional Bigfoot

Sasquatch:

Scamp: a place parents send children in scummer.

Sasquatch: As I may have said before, a preternatural being who wanders the American woodland in a gorilla suit.

Butter squash:

Butter squash: What happens to butter when Sasquatch steps on it.

Chicken suit:

Chicken suit: dragging some pecker to court. Hey, how else are you going to re-coop your egg-spences?

Igneous

Igneous: Hot

RV: