Duh, of course whales brush their teeth, how else do you think we get the foam on the ocean?!
When don't dogs cover their mouths when they yawn?
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Duh, of course whales brush their teeth, how else do you think we get the foam on the ocean?!
When don't dogs cover their mouths when they yawn?
They never cover their mouths. They like to take every opportunity to show you how sharp their teeth are.
Why do cats sleep so much?
They are tired of chasing the rats.
Why do singers sing?
You would too if you had it all sewn up.
Why are dogs so happy when you come home?
Because they had to...Just for the sake of we being their owners!
Why do dogs chase cats?
Cars are too hard to bring back if you catch them!
Why are skunks black and white?
They were invented before color tv, and they didn't get the memo.
Why are cats so stuck up?
Because dogs are not don't have the attention span to be stuck up.
Do stars have light swithes or do they turn on automatically?
They have ambient-light sensors and switch on when the proper level of dimness is reached. Unfortunately, stars are cheap fluorescent lights and thus flicker, but thankfully they're too far away for us to hear the buzz.
Who ignited the sun?
...well, it all started when the cow jumped over the moon and then the dish ran away with the spoon and honeymooned on the sun...then sparks flew
Why didn't he run away with the fork?
Then he couldn't spoon with his beloved at night. I always wonder about that myself.
Why do bunnies hop instead of walking?
Then the song would need to be rewritten, and probably less fun.
Why is a hangover called a hangover?
Because you cannot hang out anymore, you are hung out to dry or over.
Now, I'll ask again, why do bunnies hop instead of walk?
Their forefathers used the pogo stick so much that they forgot how to walk.
Why do we use the internet?
So we can LOL and speak in smilie language :iamwithstupid::iagree::wave:
Who do you think you are?
That depends. As Mark Twain once wrote "Sir, I have no superiors and damn few equals!"
Why do we feel that quotes from famous authors are so pithy?
Because the Grand Poobahs of Everything think they thought of it first at some point so egos deem it pithy...nooo, not us ;)
Why do bad decisions make good stories?
Because bad news travels faster than good news.
Why are your most embarrassing moments always in front of a crowd?
Because if we did them without a crowd we wouldn't be embarrassed.
Why does MapQuest insult us by assuming we don't know how to get out of our own neighborhood?
Because it wants to show it is superior to us!
Why do we play games?
To occupy our brains while working at a crappy job that bores us to death after 10 years
Why are people reluctant to change?
Because history shows that the way to success is unwavering belligerence.
Why do we keep pets?
Just in case we get lost, they can show us the way home.
Why do we have to eat?
According to health officials, apparently we don't, everything is bad for us
Why do we die?
So we can give room for other people to mess up the world.
Why does the world have to spin?
Dance Class...
Why do people believe aliens visit the earth?
Why, can't you see one here?
Why do people 'fall' in love?
Because it's better than not falling in love.
Lennon or McCartney?
I cannot chose... You can't make me... I love them both. :)
Do you like your hometown?
Miami Beach baby, how can I NOT like it. :thumbsup:
Why is the sky blue?
It isn't. There are corrective glasses these days for color blindness...
Why do people think they are so superior?
To try to gain advantage over others.
Blackberry or Iphone?
Blackberry, silly. Iphones don't taste as good as Blackberries.
How do you fold a fitted sheet?
Say, "Hey, honey, can you fold this?" Done.
Why do forks go on the left and knives & spoons on the right?
Do they? Hummm... never noticed.
Why do hospitals only serve food that makes starvation look so good?
I guess because fancy cuisine isn't their main focus?
why does time seem to go at different speeds depending on what I'm doing?
Because it really does.
Why does my dog like to take a piss on my bed?
because you're too busy playing video games to notice him
why do we love Mutatis?
The feeling is mutual
Why do old western movies always play music in minor cords?
It sounds darker and more sinister than a major chord.
Why do socks disappear? (And where the hell do they go?)