because my daddy told me that red is the light you go on, and green is the light you stop on
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why do i produce gas, when my car sucks it all up?
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because my daddy told me that red is the light you go on, and green is the light you stop on
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u...clightcopy.jpg
why do i produce gas, when my car sucks it all up?
o__o it all makes sense
- Because of the GGC
Why are stickers called stickers?
Because it is shorter and tidier than saying sticky paper thingies
Why is some tape called SCOTCH TAPE?
It comes from an ancient Celtic tradition, where all a person's possessions would be fastened to their body by means of a sticky ribbon. They would then be thrown into the loch, and would have to swim back to land. Any items which sunk to the bottom of the loch would be deemed to be evil, and the person was considered to be well rid of them.
What's the time Mr Wolf?
If I had a watch, you tink I would have got caught at Red Riding Hood's house? Gwan! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ne/Wolfman.gif
Don't you find it suspicious that only one pig had enough money to afford a brick house? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/Piggy.gif
maybe he got it at the black market!
are little red ridding hood and robin hood related?
They're married.
Why don't the windows in the back seat of cars go all the way down?
cause the government has to have the subliminal projection units in the door
why can't you see someone wearing woodland camoflage when they are blending in witha tree, but you can when they are standing in the open?
Are you certain that you understand the meaning of the word "camouflage?" http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...milies/Duh.gif
If we were all invisible, would we still wear clothes?
Of course, just in case someone bumps into you.
Why does it hurt my eyes to stare at the sun?
Because it is through this one optical disk that the aliens have a chance at laser beaming us, and the laser beams are only enacted when a pair of eyes glances directly up there...
Why does caffeine make some people antsy and other sluggish?
Genes. http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lomKane/MP.gif
Why do you forget your personal information but not the words to a song you can't stand!? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ane/Medusa.gif
The additives that they are insidiously adding to our cornflakes is taking its toll...
Why are there less than the amount of raisins promised in every bowl of Raisin Bran? :flare:
Because the bowl steals half of them.
Why is one one?
Because it isn't two.
Are French fries really from France?