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Underground:
Underground: The place to which all quality music has been consigned in this age in which popular music sounds like the Emergency Broadcast System test signal.
Twerking:
Twerking: 1-The king of a misterious reign called Twer. 2-A dance similar to funk
Derailment:
Twerking: A dance move suggestive of ferking.
Derailment: What should have kept that kid away from de gorilla.
Airy fairy
Airy-Fairy: A derogatory term used mainly by the British to insult people who by definition do not have enough brains to be insulted.
Artsy-Fartsy:
Artsy-Fartsy: A derrogatory term to describe bad and pretentious art.
whimsical:
Whimsical: like a Popsicle but more capricious
Willy nilly
Willy nilly:Nickname of a nihilistic pop philosopher called Willy.
Popsicle:
Popsicle: The huge icicle that fell on dad's head last winter...
Goes:
Goes: 3rd person singular, verb. to go.:D
Aftermath:
Aftermath: After math comes gym, which, frankly, is a relief after all that thinkin'.
Pompey, your line about whimsical being like a popsicle, only more capricious, should win you a muffin or something. ;-)
chestnut:
Actually, PB, if twerking is suggestive of ferking, it would be twucking; but I thought twucking was how goods were moved from warehouse to store shelf across America's highways.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pompey Bum
Perhaps a popsicle!
Chestnut: A nut carefully kept in a chest.
Randomness:
Randomness: The standard excuse you have for why other people are more successful than you, when it's actually because you haven't worked hard enough.
Success:
Success: Getting what one wants which may be a good thing or not.
Highway:
Thank you, TC. With my luck, it'll be a meadow muffin.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyrion Cheddar
Keep on twucking!
Highway: a straight road created by improvement; contrasted by Blake with the roads of genius.
Acolyte
Acolyte: Someone who elects a shrine to serve.:piggy:(money),:patriot:,:devil:,:angel:,:lu rk5:
Shrine:
Shrine: a way to ensure your shrews look their best.
Nasty little two-faced git:
Nasty little two-faced git: Derrogatory slang expression to designate a desagreable small hypocritical being.
Being:
Being: a state preferable to seeming in all but the real world.
Chastity:
Chastity: Something for the promise of which men pay a fortune, only to discover too late the little wench's nickname is The Socket.
Fallen:
Fallen: The state that comes after being too upright and respectable.
Upright:
Upright:When you prop the stem of a plant up. With humans itīs usually an transitory position.
Illusion:
Chastity: a 'tity that doesn't get out much.
Illusion: what happens when a Buddhist hits his thumb with a hammer.
Compunction
Compunction: A sense of guilt commensurate with the realization that one has been caught.
Caught:
Caught: Any fish that suddenly becomes aware it isn't so much swimming as hanging vertically, as though suspended by a mysterious force.
And I like your definition of chastity, PB. I've got my eye on you.
Busted:
Busted: Vulgar slang for a despicable fellow or an illegitimate child.
Flustered:
Just two comments on "Chastity" (IMO definition a bit outdated even for a secular Devilīs Dictionary).
1-"Chastity" doesnīt refer only to the female part of humanity, though a lot of elements of the male part prefer to think it does.
2- According to Wilhelm Reich,https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_In...y_Sex_Morality female chastity was a sexist invention so that the husbands could be sure that they were in fact the father of their wives children. He must be right, for with the advent of the paternity tests no one cares any more about it.:hurray::hurray:
flustered: more or less like this :flare:
sexual revolution:
Sexual Revolution: The product of a non-existent substance called orgone.
Ectoplasm
Ectoplasm: What my ghost friends are made out of.
Orgone:
Orgone: See Santa Claus.
Libido
Libido: The orgone powering both the sexual revolution and chastity as well as other pseudoscientific experiences.
Pseudoscientific:
Libido: the forgotten Marx brother
Pseudoscientific: the fringe of quackery
Fringe
Fringe: that portion of the population which used to be understood to be radical, unbalanced and most comfortable when heavily drugged and straitjacketed, and which now runs society. (Ooh, ooh, he gets political...What will he do next...)
Lunatic:
Lunatic: A fringe of society whose members think everyone else is nuts.
Quackery:
Quackery: A pacifist and quietist movement in the Protestant Reformation.
Daiquiri
Daiquiri: A fancy drink for those who need a faster buzz than beer has to offer.
Buzz:
Buzz: A bit of onomatopoeia describing the intoxicating pleasure of having a mosquito fly into your inner ear.
Onomatopoeia
Onomatopoeia: It sounds like some sort of orgone therapy for the urinary tract.
Mosquito:
Mosquito: The original name for Mojito. Didn't fly. (Notice what I did there.)
YesNo, your onomatopoeia line is just about the best thing since Christmas.
Slab of Pork: