If you were a...

I'd definitely be talking with the sock...


If you were a hotel room where would you be?

Anywhere in France.

If you were a clock, what time would you first be, set at? (I don't know what's more disturbing my silly "If you were" or my grammar.)

7:28am. I think that is close to the time I was born.

If you a shoe, would you be the left or the right?

Left!

If you were an old time actor who would you be?

James Dean. Lived fast, died young. Perfecto.

If you were a celebrity, what would you be famous for?

My witty one liners...

If you were a famous cloak and dagger character, what would your famous one liner be?

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a ****" I think that was from gone with the wind.

If you were the floor, what you be made from?
(Carpet, tiles, etc.)

hardwood.

If you were an arena which would you be?

Colosseum, Italy. I aim high.

If you were an Olympic sporting event, which would you be?

ski jump

If you were a holiday, which one would you be?

New Year's Eve.

If you were a little crystal ornament, what would you be?

snowflake


If you were a fish which lake would you be swimming in?

Lake Taupo

If you were a fruit which fruit would you be?
(I would be a cherry ;))

Watermelon.

If you were a movie, which one would you be?

Jumping Jack Flash

If you were an actor, which one would you be?