Because it would look better on your head rather than on your feet :lol:
Why do cowboys presumably eat bacon and beans?
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Because it would look better on your head rather than on your feet :lol:
Why do cowboys presumably eat bacon and beans?
Because eating bacon and beans does increase chesthair, and thus enhance their manhood :)
How many cowboys does it take to sharpen a pencil?
Only one, if he's packing a knife-- don't ask, they're touchy http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ne/Cowgirl.gif
Why do you see ads like: "Illiterate? Write today for free help."? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...milies/Duh.gif
Those sorts of ads are written by monkeys that were taught to write. One cannot expect a writing monkey to understand the full impact of what illiteracy means to humans.
Who wrote the book of love?
James K. Gruppelmeister. A great man, he was. Too bad he died of syphilis. God works in ironic ways, heh.
How does the lava lamp stuff taste like? Seriously, I've been this close to taste it
like death.
Why is red red why couldnt it be more yellow?
because red is red and not yellow..:)
Why are skyscrapers so tall???
Because Superman needs to jump them in a single bound. I call that showing off....
What's up with Grapenuts cereal? It's neither grape nor nut, so why do they call it Grapenut?
(Oh, no! I totally ripped that off from Jerry Seinfeld! )
Makes you desire grapes untile you go nuts! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...SpiderMonk.gif
Why do people who call you always ask if you are there? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ilies/dodo.gif
Because sometimes you don't say anything and it worries them.
Why do they seem to only play reruns?
They don't seem to! THEY PLAY THE DANG RE-RUNS! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ne/Tantrum.gif
Why does my DSL sometimes run slow... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/Tacky.gif
DSL runs slow sometimes because it has to do with Doh!!! Slow Lines.
Why do people say your ears ring when somebody is talking about you?
Because their phones ring, since they are the ones doing the talking! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...honeGossip.gif
Why do rooms get suddenly silent just before you make a faux pas? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...Embarassed.gif
So it's much more noticeable (Wow, I could have sworn I spelled noticeable wrong, that ea dosen't look right)
Why does english have so many stupid gramatical/spelling rules?
To confuse you, of course
Why is red red?