King of the hill

B starts playing on his recorder mesmerizing zanna like a snake charmer. Then zanna is mailed c.o.d. to India.

My hill!

heh, well, it just so happens, that B got the postage wrong, and so, they stamped "RETURN TO SENDER" in about 15 languages all over the box I was in, and guess what, I was air-dropped onto my hill. B was a little worrried when he saw the plane coming, and had just enough time to vacate the general area before I landed, claiming my hill again. And, evidently, someone at this address had ordered a complete wall, with moat and towers a while back, so that was delivered also. Pretty protected, up here on MY HILL. :D

y'know the problem with dropping stuff out of planes is that they generally break. Little pieces of Zanna & her box all over MY HILL!

Fortunately, my pieces all find each other, and reassemble me, with a few minor alterations. Kilted Exile, approached by a slightly deformed, deranged version of me decides he'd rather I kept MY HILL.

I as a citizen call social services and inform that a "disabled,deformed" person has a hill and has been doing god knows what on it.So,They come and take u away and i take back my hilllllllllllllll.;)

B after a long period of bribery, has convinced the online-literature community that a certain hill would be a wonderful site for a new organic/mall/alternative energy/green zone. The community sees the wisdom of my words (and monies), and informs sam96 that the hill is being given to B-mental for the good of the forums. sam 96 has 15 seconds to depart.

B's hill, incoming greenzone, heads up!

B's Hill :rolleyes:

I, on the other hand convince B that he should buy fertilizers from my company, as it will make his greenzone the best in the world. He does so, I send my men, and they spray the special fertiliser on B, making him a very lovely green strand of grass :D :D.

I make sure that I dont walk over, while taking a stroll :p .

Do I have to say, its MY HILL now :D :D

:banana: :banana:

Ahoy Madi....sorry couldn't resist. No moss gathers on a rolling rock and B being environmentally sensitive neutralizes your diabolical chemistry with overwatering...oh the poor environment damaged by M. Alas the spell cast upon B by M's hypnotic words has diminished to the point that the environmentally friendly B points all of his solar reflectors, for the solar energy on MY hill at M. Well its like the old saying, if you can't stand the heat, get off of B's Hill

I repeat, B's Hill

B's Hill !!

B doesnt know that I have a secret lamp too, I quickly rub it and my sweet, adorable Genie comes out. I ask him to make B into a very dark cloud full of water. My wish is granted :D, as always.

Guess, who is doing the cooling now on MY HILL :D.

Me dancing in the lovely rain, on MY HILL !! :banana: :banana:

Dancing on a hill in the rain can be unfortunate if one does not have the proper footwear, as Madhuri soon finds out. Fortunately, my hill is in the hospital net, and Maddi ends up nice and comfy in a room there. Meanwhile, I choose to sit on my hill and laugh in joy.

While laughing, Zanna chokes on a fly, loses conciousness and is rushed to the hospital. B mental arrives to an empty hill

B's Hill (Who's Hill?) B's Hill!

B runs more laps around his hill to celebrate 2 weeks on his hill.

B's Hill. After B is finished running his laps he is to tired to fight back when I push him down the Hill.

Papaya's Hill.

I draw papa away witha cookie attached to a fishingline. (like in the cartoons)
^MY HILL^

Hockeychick's hill. B comes back to the hill and while hockeychick is distracted, ties a string to hockeychick's big toe. The other end he ties to a giant ACME rocket. With an evil genius laugh B lights the rocket. B watches as hockeychick flies through the air and lands beyond the horizon with a mushroom cloud.

B's Hill