Would You??

Probably not

Would you eat peanut butter straight out of the jar?

Definitely, have done, and almost certainly will again.

Would you try to stop me?

No...I'll just get my own jar

Would you play with a Mr Potato Head still?

No, never have, never will, unless you include target practice, although the guy from Cheers, who did the voice for him in Toy Story is a great actor.

Would you take your girlfriend fishing?

I don't have a girlfriend...

Would you slap someone that needed slapped?

Depends on whether I'd get sued or prosecuted for it. I would if I could get away with it, and this includes not getting beaten to a pulp for my trouble lol.

Same question.

Depends on who and depends on where i am slapping them and also the situation - it's tricky.

Would you skip into the office one day with a big smile for $125?

I'd do it for nothing if I got laid the night before - lol.

Would you sleep with your boss?

Yes! But then something would have to happen for him not to be my boss.


Would you sleep with your direct report?

No...only someone married to me (and not my current wife..soon to be ex)

Would you sleep with an ex?

No

Would you work on a cruise ship?

Not a modern one. Ghastly floating blocks of flats filled to the gunwales with sweaty typists from Kettering and Coventry, rubbing Timothy White's sun cream into their puffy red raw purulent flesh. Yuk! I'd love to have sailed on the Normandy, or one of the great ocean liners though.

Would you want to be a train driver?

Nope. Haven't you seen my spaceship? :p But I'd like to travel by train.

Would you like to travel around the world?

Yes, but not by conventional means...

Would you write a book?

Already have.

Would you want to live in Alaska?