Teeth: natural devices used to chew and to bite
Claws:
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Teeth: natural devices used to chew and to bite
Claws:
Claws: Teeth located on the hands and feet, or paws
Vivisection:
Vivisection: The section of any club or restaurant reserved for Vivian Campbell, guitarist for Whitesnake and Def Leppard.
Amplifier:
Amplifier: a big fire!
Beetroots:
Beetroots: The troots of a bee... not unlike the quarters of a hind.
Rock:
Rock:You hear it, you see it you dance it, you stand on it, you put it in your drinks, you buy things with it...
Polymerization:
Polymerization:. The process by which a parrot remembers what it hears for the purpose of mimicking it later.
Handstand
Lol! That´s a good one!
Handstand:A special stand for hands.
Praseodymium:
Praseodymium: Prey-see-oh-dim-ee-uhm chant used to find rare earth elements that form green salts
Befuddled:
Befuddled: A not so rare sort of huddled beef.
Constitutional:
Constitutional: The outdoor stroll you take after dinner which somehow leads to your upstairs bathroom.
Egest:
Egest: The opposite of ingest.
Antithetic:
Deleted by Pendragon
Holy jeez, Pendragon, I've only ever heard porch monkey as a hateful epithet for a black person, putting one in mind of the old black-faced lawn jockeys, but, I see by now looking it up, it also implies laziness on the part of that black person. Yuck. Let's move on.
Bloomers:
Bloomers: Quite a revolutionary type of women´s underpants.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloomers_%28clothing%29
Coat of arms:
The goat appointed head of the king's guard. Oh, coat of arms. Sorry.
confound:
Confound: goat for coat, on my oath!
Tyranosaurus:
Cheddar: Not here. It refers to an ugly or cantankerous old woman. In this area, the thing used to be sitting on the porch in a swing or rocking chair watching everybody else. The (usually elderly) ladies would mutter at passersby and screech at us kids who were playing in the street. Race had nothing to do with it. It was "Stay away from Old Lady Wilson's place, that Porch Monkey will call the law on you!" Mrs. Wilson, by the way, was white. I apologize to anyone who feel it was racial.
That said, I withdraw from the game.
Swamp Gas:
Swamp gas: What you create when you fart on a tourist airboat in the Everglades.
Tyrannosaurus: Having been told that dinosaurs evolved into birds and observing that a chicken is a kind of bird I tend to think of a Tyrannosaurus as a kind of overgrown chicken.
Chicken:
Chicken: What people eat whole continents worth of every year but which I'm not the biggest fan of, unless it's chicken chow mein or orange flavored chicken, which is breaded and fried and really bad for us high cholesterol types.
Pendragon: No need to withdraw from the game, you done clear up the misunderstanding. Fortunately for me, no one's allowed on my porch but me and there ain't no other porches nearby.
Jumbo Shrimp:
Jumbo Shrimp: a shrimp that thinks itself an elephant.
Backbone:
Backbone - the most important instrument in a jazz band
Jazz:
Jazz: soulfull music and 200 more meanings.
Chasm:
Chasm: What exists between the ears of all candidates for President.
Void:
Void: 1) Vast and empty, the void of space in which no one can hear you scream 2) To empty. You void your bladder when you realize your spacewalk has just turned terminal as you float off into the void
Retinue:
Retinue: One’s official collection of minions.
Minion:
Minion: minimalist creature
Creature:
Creature: A critter with a college education
Bedeviled: Damnation for eggs
Recusancy:
Welcome back, Pompey Bum!
Recusancy: A defiant refusal in the face of fines and punishment to kiss the dark undersides of whomever happens to have political power at the moment.
Defiance:
Thank you, YesNo.
Defiance: A braver stance than defoeance or, God forbid, defumbance (though one often leading to defeeance).
Endeavor
Endeavor: A firm belonging to one Sisyphus.
Coronary:
Coronary: An early James Bond
Ancillary
Ancillary: Ancient comic strips
Mediator:
Mediator: The middle man who takes bull from both sides and then faces their venom for life
Fixing:
Mediator: The middle man who takes bull from both sides and then faces their venom for life
Fixing:
Fixing: intending to do, or being on the brink of doing, anything in the American South; e.g., "Oh, is it raining?" "No, but it's fixing to."
Combustion
Combustion: Force (or eminence of it) that seems to beat work in international relations today. :(
Diplomacy:
Diplomacy: Telling people to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip. (Old joke).
Free trade
I liked that one!:D
Free trade: trade goods for free!
Goods:
Goods: The sequel to bads, which were a complete ****-up.
Services: