Because people tend to sneeze on it as they make it... (Ewww... Even I hate that answer)
Why is the grass alway greener on the other side of the fence?
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Because people tend to sneeze on it as they make it... (Ewww... Even I hate that answer)
Why is the grass alway greener on the other side of the fence?
It isn't, it's the grass on this side of the fence that's browner.
Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near?
They like surprising people!
Why do we listen to songs?
Boredom
Why are young folks constantly bored with all there is to do?
Because teenagers already know everything......hire on today!!
Why do they prescribe drugs with side-effects that make you feel worse than the original illness?
Most doctors concentrate on the main effect rather than the side-effect!!!
Why is speed measured in kmph mostly?
It's because of an ancient but strict law foisted on the world by Winston Churchill in 1945.
Which is the right way up?
THAT way....no...not that one, the other. No, the right was wrong, the left was right, right. The opposite.......oh never mind, the insurance will pay.
Since the word Sterling denotes excellence, why do we use it to describe our currency?
These days the financial systems are so wacky that they will soon be be dropping the "T" out of Sterling so that it will now refer to the host of "The Twilight Zone".
(Rod Serling)
How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
From Australia... You chuck a right... Then left... Then right... and back again... That should get you nowhere.
How to you get to my place?
In Australia.... I'd have to turn the boat around!
Why on earth would you want the likes of me anywhere NEAR your place?:confused:
Why not?
Do you smell?
Nothing but the sea air!
Do you see?
Nothing but the fellow in your avatar... It really is quite distracting. (In a pleasant kind of way... Shh, but don't tell anyone)
Are you human?
(I'm really quite taken by him, too!)Quote:
Originally Posted by Maryd.
Far too human!
Would you prefer I was a mermaid.... er... merman?
Hahahahaha....Quote:
Originally Posted by BibliophileTRJ
Ooo, ooo, I know this one... Um er, ...maid, no ...man.Quote:
Originally Posted by BibliophileTRJ
Oh this is one of those trick questions, right?
Not a trick to me....!
I really have you confused, don't I?
No, no... Um...
What planet am I on?
Arrakis? (I spend a lot of time there myself)
Where do we go from here?
If we go straight ahead we will land on Saturn.
Are we equipped to land on Saturn without oxygen?
Just as equipped as if we landed in Atlantis...
How long can you hold your breath?
This long (Stretches her arms out as far as she can)
How many times a day should one eat main meals?
Just one
How long should that meal last?
Oh, um, about a week. Hahahaaaa
How may glasses of water should have a day?
about two pots, brewed with French Roast
What do frogs and lobsters have to do with each other?
They can both be served as a gormet meal.
Why do we have to eat, after we have already grown?
To make sure that we become full of crap
Would you take a corvette across the sea?
only if it paid the fare and cuddled me at night
would you lodge a backlog of unlodged tax returns knowing you will get fines?
Just do it, you'll be fine....and fined.
Is there a finer combination than green olives and feta cheese?
If you are attracted to halitosis... :smilewinkgrin:
Why does feta cheese stink?
To dsiguise the fact that you had garlic yesterday.
Are there more virgins in Virginia than any other state?
only in a delirious state
if the plural of foot is feet does that mean a boot is a beet?
If it more than a foot across, yes. Otherwise, neet.
"Oh say have you heard.................." but, what about the deaf?
Oh have you smelt...
Why do we have only 'catwalks' and not 'dog jumps'?
The average model hasn't worked out how to do anything more than walk, yet, and rumour has it that amongst themselves they are pretty catty.
Why do they put "suitable for vegetarians" on bottles of water?
Good question, because it would be dreadful to learn that the water came from an animal source, I guess.
Why is the sky blue?
God was actually painting pluto, when the paint bucket tumbled and and fell on the sky!
Who is Gennaro Gerrard?
I've no idea but tell him streakers are not allowed in the main hall
Is it cool to fall asleep on the floor?
If it's winter and the heat hasn't been turned on, yes!
Is it cool to be hot?
Hey I'm cool... Or am I hot... Yes it's cool to be hot. I think.
Does one need a drill to make a hole in the ozone layer?