Complete The Thought

what's up with the pandas and wolves? You know, I always wondered about that, so I turned to ask Kevin Costner to explain it to me and he said...

"Stop talking with that rose in your mouth -- you will poke yourself with those thorns!" And with that, he did the DIP, just the way a girl likes it. Funny how music suddenly piped all round our friends, in this forest glade, in the middle of the night, and how strange it all was.... our friends dancing the blue blazes, complete with blind wolves all round. It definately made for .....

a mood change. Who wouldn't like music in a midnight forest glade? But really, it was quite . . .

mysterious, so I thought I'd don my Sherlock cap, and try to find out where the music was coming from. I headed nervously off into the bushes, and no sooner had I left Kevin's sight than I saw a great big....

Jackson Pollock painting-all dashes and scribbles and interesting marks stemming from the poor dude's emotions which were really bizarre and I thought.....

oh good gosh and fiddlesticks, it is apparently my sad lot in life to run across that Pollock fellow at every turn. Well, at least he makes a better scapegoat for life's woes than a dancing banana, but just barely. This seemed relentlessly random, which once again reminds me of that time when....

I tried to dance like the banana emoticon and messed up very badly. I ended up on the floor with my......

pride and dignity in tatters as all the renowned people in the world saw me in this very embarrassing moment. I could barely raise my head up in humiliation then fortunately, somebody came and...

slipped on the banana peel left on the floor by the dancing banana, thus taking that humiliating spotlight off of me and onto them. I know that isn't very kind of me, but sometimes you just have to....

be a bit *****y to save your face. So now I sneaked away as quietly as I can to prevent further misadventures when a tall man suddenly grabbed my hand and...

...asked me if I had seen his reindeer anywhere nearby. Since he looked nothing (at all) like Santa and I had just watched TNBC, I assumed that...

he was simply a lunatic. After all, what would a reindeer be doing in this part of the world? However, I did notice that he was holding a sheet of music in his right hand, so I thought perhaps he might be able to assist me in my search for the mysterios forest music I had been seeking. I asked him about the music, and he took my hand and led me to a.....

little phone booth where upon entering, one would be transported back into time. He thrust me in there, slammed the squeaky door shut, and I heard a deafening roar, the lights spun round and round, and with a might crash ....

I realised I was witnessing the Bonfire of the Vanities in Florence, Italy (evidently the booth also possessed the powers of relocation). Distressed by the masses of art and literature being thrown on the fire, I ran to retrieve whatever I could. I reached my hand into the fire and pulled out...

a burning sculpture of an ugly man- throwing it back in I reached back in, hoping to pull out....

a charred but otherwise untouched Adoration of the Magi, which contained a portrait of the actual artist, Gozzoli. Pretty much the pile of art remaining was sending flames snapping and cracking ten feet into the air. With a mighty heave, me and said painting flung back into the safety of the magic telephone booth, where waiting was.....

was a big bogey man, who totally sloped himself and pounced himself to...

the streets where he was run over mercilessly by a speeding van. The driver stopped the car and wondered what he just ran over but thought better of it and drove off when a giant vortex appeared in the sky and...

sucked me and said painting back to the middle of the forest, where the blind wolves were dancing the tango and the sun was shining brilliantly. What was uncanny, however, was the way in which one of the wolves ....

was wearing a three piece suit, with a dapper hat. The reason I think it caught my eye was the fact that...

all of the other wolves were wearing hula skirts and dancing on the beach at Waikiki, which, oddly, enough.....

...made so much more sense after the thoughts that were swirling through my head at the time. I mean, why was there a bunch of monkey balloons hanging from that tree? It really was...

crazy the way all those flying shrimp and hoola--hooping monkeys seemed to be friends witht the mad scientist and his werewolf daughter....

... who just 'happened' to be around just as we were about to cut the red cake. How did it get there anyways? Oh well, as the parrot would say...

"mind the boat!" How a boat came on the scene I'm not entirely sure but I think it had something to do with that....

...locust who came by a little earlier in the search of a new tree. All of a sudden...

the singing chikens brought in their new leader who danced to 'Thriller' and turned out to be.......

all part of a dream, as I discovered. The sun was gleaming through the windows, which was very odd, considering that thunder could be heard rolling in the distance. I reached to open the window, to drink in the morning's fresh air when......

A michievous looking person pulled out an electronic sort of device, which turned out to be a particle accelerator - gee, he must have been working out- with which he let two atoms collide with enough speed so they created a black hole, and he fed it particles to stabilize it...

when all of a sudden, a hungry crow pecked at the mischief maker's arm, as it smelled of yesterday's hobo feast. The particle accelerator fell, down down down, to the cobblestone path and there it lay in a million pieces. The crow's clear yellow eye twitched with glee and with an anguished cry, the .....

black hole started to close, but I saw my chance and leapt into the quickly decreasing hole, I felt myself starting to turn and turn, spinning like a top, i closed my eyes tightly and...

and i dreamt i was at home, which makes.......

me very unnerved, for the crow had followed Aunty through the black hole and into the dream! This large sleek crow with the piercing yellow eyes was angry at having been torn from his little familiar wood and all that he controlled. Why, if it wasn't for that blasted little.....

bee buzzing around his head none of this would have happened. that bee chose to sting, he was stung and because he was allergic he went into a sort of strange shock that made his eyes heavy with sleep....

but as luck would have it, the tooth fairy showed up and with a swishshshsh of her magic wand, the crow's eyes blazed open, blinked rapidly and then his mighty wings lifted him up, up, up, into the skies where he could look below and determine the next plan...

Which was to swoop down and pick me up in his beak, however, when he reached me he realised that I was rather a lot bigger than I hed seemed from all the way up in the sky, so he...

made a quick turn to the left and crashed into a rough, foreign creature that...

reminded me of the gump in one of the Wizard of Oz books. The creature looked like.....

a fifty foot tall lizard, and then it...

burst into a few choruses of "Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees before turning quickly and...