Bailiwick: The jurisdiction over which a bailiff may legitimately waggle his wick.
Meditation
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Bailiwick: The jurisdiction over which a bailiff may legitimately waggle his wick.
Meditation
Meditation: Sitting still and silent and staring at your navel in hopes of falling sleep and becoming enlightened by your dreams and night visions
Useless:
Useless: See above.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
Prejudice:
Prejudice: Your evaluation of my principles
Insult:
Insult: Making sure someone has grounds to hold a grievance.
Optimism:
Optimism: The tragedy of hope over experience.
Democracy
Democracy: Government by whomever secured enough power to represent the people.
Cash Cow:
Cash cow: One udderly without credit.
Stock market
The place where you buy a cash cow.
Narcolept.
Narcolept: One addicted to Pompey Bum's prose.
Giddy
Giddy: This could justify an increase in electric shock therapy if for no other reason than to keep the noise down so the staff doesn’t go mad. Most patients, however, see it as a wonderful way to spend the afternoon.
Ego:
Ego: Feeling wonderful and proud of an accomplishment, most often when no one else gives a rat's @ss
Boastful:
Boastful: The chief characteristic of an ancient exercise, still practiced, to see how far the ego can be inflated before it pops or gets popped.
Zenith:
Zenith: A warrior princeth.
Misanthropy
Misanthropy: Donating to women's causes
Paleolithic