Somewhere, at this moment, someone is..

SATM there is a heckuva party for Mardis Gras...:p

Someone, somewhere, at this moment, is having cup after cup of the most delectable, most fragrant jasmine tea in the world!

SATM is getting killed in an online shooting game.

SATM someone is being excluded from a group of friends.

SATM someone has just put the finishing touches on what could be the best song ever written

SATM someone has made a discovery that might change the face of the world forever.

SATM has had a relationship-related revalation in therapy

SATM is also swigging down cough syrup :sick:

That'd be me!
SATM is eating fried chicken and pie, while reciting lines to Hamelet to a little plastic skull, who they ine with...

SATM is incredibly jealous.

some where at this moment someone is in front of thw computer checking mail:rolleyes:

SATM someone is getting bored and wants to engage in something interesting...that mostly involves him/her.

SATM is desperately waiting for a particular screenname to pop up on their AIM

SATM wants to sleep.

SATM is sitting in the bathroom doing their thing while reading a book or magazine or whatever else one can do when doing their thing in the bathroom.