Microwaves and aliens.
Where did my pencil go?
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Microwaves and aliens.
Where did my pencil go?
To the great void known as the Bermuda Triangle. Which is where all lost sock partners wind up, much to the chagrin of the Laundress.
Why can't dogs eat grass? (they want to, but why CAN'T they?)
They'd rather smoke it.
What happens if you eat a watermelon and drink some wine?
You will receive the gift of levitation, as is common in combinations such as you have described. :lol:
But what if one choses cold chocolate over room-temperature chocolate. Then what?
Hack up some answer then, because I'm too stupid to answer that... :D
Why is it that parrots like the female species (me, us humans) better than the male ones? Wait, is that a stupid question?
Parrots are incurrable flirts! They even think "cracker" means "girl"! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ane/Parrot.gif
Why was I born with an ability to take up with almost any animal? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/Pinky.gif
Because your inner self has never forgotten the ancient art of mind transfer that animals have and humans lack. Just ask my dog!
Why can some people learn more than one language easily and others struggle for dear life? :sick:
Because the others know that one language so well that's it's mindblowingly amazing ^-^
Why do those light poles keep on moving in the way?
Well, they are "light" you see, and the wind blows... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1.../BlownAway.gif
What is so "common" about "Boston Common"?
The name common...:):)
Why does the Sun come up in the morning and the Moon come out at night??
Well you see, once upon a time, the moon got into a fight with the sun and they've been avoiding each other ever since
Why do songs keep on getting stuck in my head?
Because they get caught on the glue that hold the neurons together.
Why do dogs pant when it's warm out?
They want to warm up their cold, cold tongues.
Who'll stop the rain?
(rather than get political, since we're not supposed to...)
A leader of a powerful country will continue to ruin the ozone layer, increasing the greenhouse gases thereby drying out the atmosphere ,stopping the precipitation.
Where have all the Cowboys gone?
To your house, expecting dinner.
Why do I look stupid in a cowboy hat?