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1217 - Robina gets drunk and accidentally buries her father's autobiography manuscript in the future birthplace of a certain Howard Pyle.
1218- Robina reveals that she was only feigning interest in the Sheriff's son in order to act as a spy on the secret shannanigans of the dubious King John. Now that John had to sign off on the Magna Carta in 1215, and Henry III has been in power for two years, she can give up pretending and go after the man she's secretly pined for all these years, Sir Guy the gorgeous.
1219 - Robin, sick and tired of Robina's hijinx in love, proceeds to cut off all of Sir Guy's limbs. Sir Guy, seeking to impress Robina, proclaims his injuries "scratches" and "flesh wounds."
1220-Robina, a prolific writer, details the battle between Sir Guy and her father. Years later her chronicles are found by the Monty Python group, who use it as inspiration for an epic film. Meanwhile, Robina, fed up with her father's over-protective nature, runs off to the Holy Land to join the ongoing fifth crusade.
1221 (palindrome!!) - Robin calls in a favor from his Moorish friends Azeem and Asneeze, who together bodily drag Robina from the battlefield back to Sherwood Forest.
1222 another special number!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish if the 1 were 2 ,yuppi!
1223-Since the crusade ended in 1221 anyway, Robina was ready to go home. :p On the journey back she and Azeem fall madly in love, and take their sweet time returning to Sherwood. :brow:
1224 -- Asneeze, being a Chinese-trained mathematicion, looks forward to 1234 and 1248, but keeps a vigilant eye on Robina and Azeem. (Not interfering, of course... just documenting, so as to keep his head on his shoulders should Robin ask when they finally arrive back at Sherwood. Besides, he likes to watch! But as he would tell Robin later, "I only watched them for the articles.")
1225 -- Receiving Asneeze's report, Robin confronts Robina with a bow to his own head. "If that chastity belt comes off you ONE MORE TIME, I SWEAR I'LL DO IT!!!!"
1226-Robina, who is now twenty-five and knows her dad's ego well enough not to take such threats seriously, ignores her father and runs off to France for a romantic week with Azeem (and without the nosy Asneeze). While there, she and Azeem conquer a castle together (all in the interests of jolly old England), and afterward he proposes, so they get hitched in a beautiful ceremony and get rid of the chastity belt legally.
1227 -- Robin commits suicide.
1228-Robina rushes back to England and is sobbing by the graveside when she realizes they skipped the traditional open casket portion of the funeral ceremony and that the "blood" on his hat smells suspiciously like marinara sauce. She tracks down dear old Dad in one of his favorite Sherwood hideouts and asks for his blessing on her recent nuptuals. After all, he's the one who introduced her to Azeem.
1229 - Robin cocks up his hat, smoking his pipe, and says, "Clever girl..." in his British accent. "Take my blessing -- you could've done worse..."
1230- Robina has her first baby. She names him Robin Jr. as an olive branch to her father.