When will the PAM learn gravy is not a fashion accessory? :p
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When will the PAM learn gravy is not a fashion accessory? :p
Unfortunately for the PAM, they didnt realise that someone had poured gravy in their hat and put it on their head. Hows that feel? Slimy?
The PAM is unaware the Cats in the Hats everywhere scoff at slimy. In fact slimy is a cakewalk to us.
(there, see how kindly I am? Setting up my next insult...:D)
PAM wears funny striped hats that match the striped jail bird suit that she regularly wears. (I'm back to telling it like it is PAM. :D )
Tut Tut Pam ... when will you learn that the "R" on your car is not for REV but for REVERSE... :lol:
Oh, PAM, you know that rear view mirror is for looking at the traffic behind you, not admiring your pretty features. You shouldn't be so narcisstic and you should swivel the mirror so you are not looking at yourself all the time. :)
Said the PAM while dodging said traffic chasing rabbits! For shame!
PS. BibliophileTRJ: French is my second language. I can still read it fairly well, but not speak it without sounding the fool! I.E., I knew what the words meant, the art was in and of itself sarcasm! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...Smilies/Yo.gif
The PAM wears a necklace made of green peas.
PAM is in last place on the baseball team she's on.
the PAM throws like a girl.
PAM literally has a papaya for a head.
the hat the PAM has on her head is so big and wouldnt stop sliding over her eyes that she glues it on. How you gonna get it off PAM?:p
PAM is secretly dating this guy...head, I mean...:alien:
http://www.lyseo.edu.ouka.fi/~jtuulo...t/ugly_guy.jpg
he did once have a body but the PAM decided it would be fun to chop the head off and hid the body. thats just brutal.
The PAM is actually a human sized squid, which doesn't explain how she types with all those tentacles.
the PAM paved her driveway with tentacles. The smell of decaying meat go so bad during the summer that the area had to be evacuated at a five mile radius.
The PAM has a belly button so full of lint, she can spin it and make herself yarn. All the better for knitting those belly button lint socks she loves so much.
i might like belly button flint socks but the PAM knitted her hat with the fluff that had imbedded itself under her toenails. yuk!
The PAM has the unfortunate habit of slathering herself with grape jelly after her bath...I don't get it PAM, body lotion isn't expensive.
The PAM has a Papaya for a head.:lol:
The PAM has an obsession with monocles...
No, no. That's your head and I wouldn't dream of taking it. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by papayahed
Warning:the immidiate area around joke shop is being evacuated. The PAM Tripped over the hem of a costume and fell into the boxes of stick bombs.
The PAM is known in her district for her ability to dance a jig atop a table and not spill a drop in the process... tut tut, PAM! :lol:
I thought I smelled peroxide! Did you bathe in the bleaching agent this time, PAM? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...DumbBlonde.gif
The PAM never replaces the toilet tissue when it runs out...typical man! :p
(I made a reverse sexist joke! :D)
At least he didnt try to make a garden water feature out of loo roll like the PAM me. Should have known it would never work!
The PAM constructs her wardrobe completely out of rolls of toilet tissue and tinfoil. Hard luck when it rains, hmm?
The PAM planted chocolate in her yard so she could get a chocolate tree. :confused:
The PAM tries sending packages via the annual Monarch Butterfly migration. No wonder none of us got Christmas presents!
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1..._butterfly.jpg
The PAM doesnt realise that when someone refares to "Snail Post" they mean regular post. it doesnt mean you literally attach you post to a snail!
I won't say the PAM is unattractive, but she makes Medusa look like a Vogue Magazine cover. Get a hair net, why doncha?!
(Just kidding Niamh... ) ;)
The PAM has 6 fingers on each hand.
The PAM has six fingers on each foot.
the PAM has feet for ears!
Well, even the PAM's ATVAR has its hand over its face! What does that tell us? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ilies/ROFL.gif
the PAM should get his eyes tested. watch out for thoses rakes!
http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u...18/smilies.gif
PAM, ketchup goes on food....not your head.
dont you know PAM that squishing brussel sprouts into you feet is NOT going to get rid of corns?
*cough cough* Um, PAM? Liederhosen is not a flattering look on everybody...maybe not wearing it 7 days a week might be something to consider?
And speaking of fashion, dahling, that hat doesn't go with your shroud... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ane/Medusa.gif