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felt a strong feeling of déjà vu, that this scene had indeed been played somewhere sometime, but the question was where and when..... It left a creepy crawly sensation that preyed on the spine of the most carefree of the cyber visitors, which was the plan infinite of the Master. You see ....
the Master had actually released a jar full of cockroaches into the room just before the cyber visitors had arrived, and that's...
why the creepy-crawly sensations were so strong. Little did the cyber visitors know, they were about to be overrun by malevolent cockroaches, specifically the not-easy-to-squish kind. The chaos began when the first one reached . . .
the bakery and consumed all the chocolate filled doughnuts, after that...
there was a huge line for milk, coffee and other beverages that go with doughnuts, because even cockroaches know you can't have one without the other. So, ...
as the line progressed around the block all those cockroaches started attracting attention and the noise was deafening. One of those cockroaches brought a jukebox and plugged it into the universe so all could hear their song which sounded so...
much like Nine Inch Nails, that the local DJ ran to the Press, who contacted Trent's agent and had him flown out toute suite, as they say in French. This agent was rubbing his palms together just dreaming of what he would .....
earn for that feat, when his pants caught on fire! The cockroaches had discovered him, and vowed not to rest until he . . .
had a pair of fire proof pants on, because that could be extremely dangerous you know. Fire is one of the...
. . . . leading causes of uncomfortable evacuations in most developed countries, most likely due to the fact that it . . . .
gets kind of on the hot side. That is really an understatement when you consider that....
pants are highly flammable and comfy, like a chair or bed but that is not nearly as important as...
:D Hi all!
the candy in my pocket.
I wish I...
was on a beach right now, enjoying warm weather and reading a suitable beach book. Uh oh, I ....
Hi Rae Kelly! :)
forgot my glasses and here in i am at the beach, unable to see anything. At least i think im at the beach. where could i possibly be at ...
the desert. I mean, there's a big sandy colored smudge, and a...
strange camel shaped animal. Perhaps I...
am in the midst of a huge set, complete with flesh eating zombies and blind wolves that attack on scent.... Oh, if I could just remember ....
where I put those silver bullets, I think I left them in the...
safe. Perhaps my neighbor
will have some I can borrow. Certainly Props can rustle some up, even on short notice. That's the great thing about the Props Department, they've got everything from . . .
eye of newt to wing of bat, if only the Props lady wasn't such a...
busybody! "What do you need that for, hmmm?" Sheese. I wish she would just hand over the battleax I asked for, and get off my back! But I suppose we just have to tolerate each other's quirky . . .
personality downfalls, I have quite a few of my own, particularly my annoying habit of....
sniffing extremely loudly and making a "zzzhym" sort of noise before I can bring myself to say anything, and then there is that awful tendency to...
pick stray hairs and lint from the sweaters of strangers on the bus while making a "tch, tch, tch" sound, unlike my Mother however, I would never dare to...
Pick their nose. That just taking it too far. I still cant believe the Props lady....
won't give me those damn silver bullets! I'm really in trouble here! At least it's not as bad as the time I...
thought that people could fly.http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m...mercury/um.jpg No worries...
As it appeared, the flesh-eating zombies had taken their much needed break. It was an extremely hot day and the make-up was streaming down their annoyed faces. But the Props lady would not hear of a break longer than ....
(or shorter than) 23 days, 22 hours, 21 minutes, and 20 seconds. You see, the Props lady came from the land of.....
the proverbial lush forests of Fjandans, and because these people were the heirs to the lost land of Nod, they were extremely agitated, forever on the move, seeking and pushing. That explains the lack of .....
...sleep they let us have before trying to wake us up with their knives. Hurry up, you're...
on watch next. oh, and don't forget to....
wear the necklace of garlic bulbs -- the only natural way to safeguard yourself from the unholy attraction of the massive pack of hungry blind wolves that is slowly closing in on us!
Hey, a twig cracked behind, so that means, inevitably that ...
... the carnivorous pandas have found our hideaway. Whose bright idea was it to stay in the middle of this forest for the night?
Anyways, now we have to...
Recharge the batteries in our poacher Scopes so that we can be sure to stack up a lot of those black-and-white hides. Say, by the way, you all did get my memo on how I couldn't bring the ammunition tonight on account of how I had to...
make dozens and dozens of peanut butter cookies, which I always find nice with a glass of milk. There is one school of thought on the matter that is quite interesting as it...
is a well known fact that one can train carnivorous pandas simply by offering a mouth watering peanut butter cookie. Without a second to spare, kathy tossed a few at the crashing pandas in the brush.
Unfortunately, the rumpus being made by the munching pandas drew the attentions of the massive pack of blind wolves, who were more than anxious to taste a little wilder than a peanut butter confection.
Suddenly, there came the .....
actor, Kevin Costner, who, as we all know, dances with wolves. No sooner had the ravenous pack spotted him, than they were all caught up in a beautiful Argentinian tango, although it was kinda sexy, all I was thinking about was...