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O.o indeed....

A loose eyeball plops
cows fly in the air with wings
while a fish then says

lol... extremely random haiku... but at least it'll allow the next one to not be so random.

A loose eyeball plops
And falls down on the hard ground
I should have glued it

While a fish then says
"Blurg, Glub, Old fin broke, lost it.
I should have glued it"

Thanks all on the sheep behinds! :lol: Coincidentally, my wife made lamb chops this evening, and I was trying not to laugh at the dinner table. She just wouldn't have understood.

I should have glued it.
Cracked dish deserved saving
now how do I eat?

my apologies... I feel extremely random today... lol... really random... I've no clue why.

now how do I eat?
shall I slice the ham in half,
eat each slice of ham.

Eat each slice of ham
As though it will be your last
Who knows when that is?

Who knows when that is?
The future is uncertain
Don't ever let go

Don't ever let go
Form here to eternity
Hold my hand and cry

Nice one!

Hold my hand and cry
Don't worry, I can help you
Make it to the end

Thanks you're too kind.. :blush:

Make it to the end
Just the two of us, making
Castles in the sky

Castles in the sky
What a wonderful movie,
Full of memories

Full of memories
From Past, present and future
All times together

All times together
Forever, never apart
I'll stand at your side

I'll stand at your side
In sickness and as in health
Till death put us part

Till death put us part
-Or someone else comes along-
My eternal vow

My eternal Vow
time to break it, promise gone
Damn the world, I hate

Damn the world, I hate,
The way it spins beneath me;
Makes me so dizzy!

Makes me so dizzy
with it's lies and deception
everything is false

everything is false
never trust the written word
even this is a lie.

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Originally Posted by dcdavi

everything is false
never trust the written word
even this is a lie.

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I don't believe you! ;)

even this is a lie,
no wait, the above is true.
Love paradoxes.

Love paradoxes;
Love is nothing if not self,
Contradictory.

Contradictory
In itself, Love. Sly, forthright;
Dismal elation.

Dismal elation
I come to meet it again.
Estatic morose.

Ecstatic morose
Herons pose on pebbled edge
Watercolor lake.

Very nice! I like that a lot.

Watercolor lake
Summer by the mountain stream
Fly fishing and bait

thanks, are you a fly fisherman?

Fly fishing and bait.
Chilled fingers welcome rising
Sun; Wren's warbling cry.

Son; Wren's warbling cry.
Can't you must smash it's head
I'm trying to sleep

I'm trying to sleep
But the world condemns me to
An awakening

An awakening
The light has shown my the way
Out of this prison

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Out of this prison
They built a hotel. People
Still pay to sleep here

Still pay to sleep here
Gold coin per bed for a night
No breakfast includ

No breakfast included
In a slovenly hovel
But you might get bugs!

But you might get bugs
Floating around- in your soup.
Enjoy your long stay!

Enjoy your long stay!
In our cramped, crumbling Hotel
We wash sheets with fleas.

eek

We wash sheets with fleas
So if you hear something squeak,
It's your brand new pet

lol

It's your brand new pet,
Some call him Mickey, but don't
Be fooled. He's a rat.

Be fooled. He's a rat
He will scream, kick and bite you
Do you still want it?

Do you still want it?
If not, he goes in the soup
Along with the bugs.

:wave: gotta run, see you later. :D

lol

Along with the bugs
You know that they're nutricious
And easy to cook

'kay, bye :wave: