1201--Cecily is nearing forty at this point, but unfortunately menopause hasn't kicked in yet and she has another baby whose nose looks remarkably like Robin's. :brow:
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1201--Cecily is nearing forty at this point, but unfortunately menopause hasn't kicked in yet and she has another baby whose nose looks remarkably like Robin's. :brow:
1202 - Robina, the ALLEGED offspring of Robin and Cecily, proceeds to suck gold out of Robin's hard-stolen retirement fund. Darn.
1203-Cecily's husband, Hal the Hapless, dies when he accidently shoots himself with his own crossbow (never shoot against the wind while facing forward on your horse). The widow Cecily, who wants at least one of her kids to be recognized as legitimate, appeals to Robin to make an honest woman of her.
1204 - Robin, frustrated, frames their child as an outlaw, forcing her to flee to Sherwood to join his band and freeing Cecily of the illegitimate daughter.
1205 - The moon explodes into a supernova, but the illiterates of England think it is a precursor to a Fourth of July display.
1206 - Temujin becomes Genghis Khan of the Mongols
1207
" la la la "
1208--Having been such an extraordinarily talented child that her father was able to frame her as an outlaw at the tender age of three, the now seven year old Robina swims the English Channel and sets out on a journey eastward to see about joining in on adventures with Genghis Khan.
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1210 - Robin, succumbing to fatherly urges of paternity, tracks down his daughter and drags her back to England by the collar. Can't have her getting into "trouble" like her mother...
1211-Robina, being an accomplished warrior in her own right, and having been fully warned by her mother about the dangers of sweet-talking swordsmen, feels no need for protection, but goes back to England anyway since she appreciated that Dad cared enough to make the gesture of going after her.
1212 - At the ripe old age of eleven, Robina gets her first boyfriend. Unfortunately, it just happens to be the Sheriff's son and the town bully.
1213 - Robin threatens suicide as a means of getting Robina and Nottyham to split up. Failing in that, Robin simply kidnaps Notty and threatens him at bowpoint in an act of desperation.
My goodness! :lol: You guys have quite the story going here.
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1215....Wow am I out of the loop.