-
Everytime I hear mention of this on the news all I can think is that you can't make this stuff up. His name is Weiner. Weiner. I mean, if that's your last name, wouldn't you take care not to....do that? I mean, Weiner. Really. That's really his last name. And that really happened. And it's really all over the news. And everytime I hear it I can't help but think, "He he, his name is Weiner." And I am always disappointed in myself and I wonder why the universe couldn't have offered something other than this disappointment of a coincidence.
-
Today is a bludge day. And IT and a maths exam and an OHS test :)
Not sarcasm :D
-
Only 12 left. Better get my act into gear and stop procrastinating.
-
Really should do something constructive about yesterday, okay, deep breath, 1, 2. 3...
Dammit, nothing... ...
-
-
The Time Machine's on! That is the original Time Machine from 1960 which tells the story of a Victorian Time Nazi who goes forward in time beyond The Cold War to learn that the Lebensborn have taken over the world and live in an enormous illiterate hippy colony. Unfortunately for them the Soviet Bear has moved underground. Having devolved into Blue Cossacks which, if they could speak would most certainly call themselves Morlocks, they had developed a taste for Goldilocks. Using an experimental but effective new technique of mass hypnotism ('upon hearing the siren you will become dinner') when the siren blows they become passively entranced as lambs to the proverbial slaughter and zombie-like make their way to any one of a number of large constructions where-... ...
Also starring Wilbur Post, Uncle Sebastian, and very young Zsa Zsa Gabor
-
-
Do I have to teach year 8s? Couldn't they just watch a DVD? :-(
-
I could just as easily write the newsletter from home instead of going into work, right?
-
I'm unbelievably tired...
-
Each year my grades keep getting better. Cool.
-
I know I am old 'n' married and shouldn't care about this stuff. But why did the fabulous good looking new delivery driver have to come at the exact moment I stuffed in a big mouthful of cake , when he asked my name all I could say was ..mmmmmummoo !
-
He probably thought you have a sweet mouth.
-
I'm really glad I don't live in Minot.
-
I do wonder if men ever make such a fuss over a woman as various friends and I do while watching ... eh ... something. Featuring mostly Canadians.
