The PAM is the author of The itching and the burning: a short history of Athlete's foot.
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The PAM is the author of The itching and the burning: a short history of Athlete's foot.
The PAM wonders why her nice new jeans hurt so much -- take the tags off, PAM... :)
The PAM scared off her sidekick, poor little Boo-boo. She is, indeed, not your average bear!
The PAM has business cards made up that declare him to be the "Headcheese of the known universe" and hands them out to passerby. Freaky deaky. :p
I thought I smelled graveyard mold. Spring cleaning, PAM? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...hostly-gal.jpg
It is not progress to unravel the entire spool of thread to check for knots prior to using... tsk tsk PAM...;)
Will the real Kid Paws come forward at anytime? We have an ash blonde girl atvar and a dark-haired guy profile photo. You most definately are NOT your average bear... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...orcyclemom.jpg
The PAM wears a cloak made from cooked elbow macaroni.
Hey, Kiz, I checked your profile to see what Pen was talking about re: your profile pic and noticed your birthday is three days after mine. :D
The PAM likes to flash torch lights into peoples eye when they are walking by at night.
People shouldn't be out walking by cemeteries at night anyway, PAM? You probably disturbed the PAPAM.
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The PAM hires a retinue to accompany him where ever he goes. They scatter rose petals, blow on trumpets, cavort and sing songs of praise ...all to the PAM. Kind of stuck on yourself, ain't ya, PAM? :p :p ;) :p
the PAM thinks she has to match her hairbow to her lipstick
The PAM is down in the valley but the scent of shallots still rises!
The PAM hangs his teabags on the line at night to keep 'em for the next day... :lol:
Hey, Kathy, so it is! WOOT, we can be rubies together!Quote:
kathycf: Hey, Kiz, I checked your profile to see what Pen was talking about re: your profile pic and noticed your birthday is three days after mine.
The real moi shall be found in my Profile for a limited time, cuz I rather put my heros there instead of cracking lenses with myself.... enough said, lol!Quote:
Pendragon: Will the real Kid Paws come forward at anytime?
Though the PAM is far from cracking anyone's lenses, the PAM still isn't regarded with respect in Portugal, for the PAM is reported to have prejudice against 19-year-old, wig-wearing portuguese forum participants :p
If the PAM claims to be "pointless" what's with all the griping? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...BadHairDay.gif
The PAM uses banana skins to make slippers from......!! :lol: :lol:
Hey Kand! We missed ya! Love, the girls from the secret girls' hide-out... :)Quote:
Kandaurov "....the PAM still isn't regarded with respect in Portugal, for the PAM is reported to have prejudice against 19-year-old, wig-wearing portuguese forum participants..."
The PAM is rarely on LitNet between the hours of 4 PM and 6PM. That is when she practices her lip synching and air guitar.
PAM paid me a great compliment on another thread and contrary to the rules of this thread will say that she is a great lady. Thank you Kathy. :)
PAM, to blow up a balloon, you must blow out, not inwards. Don't worry, your singing voice will heal soon...:lol:
PAM has tried to make yogurt soup with peas and garlic. Didn't turn out too well, did it?
The PAM makes up his own rules as he goes along....... I'll bet he colors outside of the lines,too!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Virgil
the PAM cant say anything. He thinks rules are just guidelines. Stop parking on double yellow lines on street corners PAM!
The PAM ruined a perfectly good insult! Fie on thee!
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The PAM Confuses me with the PAPAPAM. Last time i checked i wasnt a man!
BOTH of the PAMs are confusing each other, quite efficiently, by simulposting.
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No, this is the PAM and the other PAPAM had to check to see if she was a boy or a girl! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ilies/ROFL.gif
Hey, cool art!!
**pauses a moment to gaze**
Alrighty, the PAM uses his bare teeth to shuck an oyster :lol:
the PAM uses oyster shells for a bikini
The PAM keeps giving away all of my fashion secrets!!
p.s. that IS cool art, Pen. But, for the record, I don't fancy myself a Merman. Mal de Mer Man is the name of one of my boats, and a self-deprecating play on words.
Mal de Mer is French for sea-sickness
I have never been on a boat without getting sea-sick.
I wonder if I'd still get queasy if I were underwater.....hmmmm
the PAM should not leave a book intitled "fashion Secrets do not touch!" around. Especially with the lock open!
The PAM should not revealt to the PAPAM such information.
i wouldnt have to, but a little birdy told me that the PAM informed on me anyway!:p
The PAM should know that Bibliophile will hide that article now that she/he knows how his/her secrets are being discovered.
good thing i have a good memory then!:lol:
the person above me stole all of winnys honey.
PAM thinks it amusing to waddle like a duck, you gonna quack now too, PAM?
Calling you a great guy? No need to thank me for stating the truth....but you are welcome. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Virgil
The PAM got her hands on bibliophiles "what not to wear" book instead of the fashion one. Pink brown and blue boots shaped like hooves will never be in fashion!
The PAM has no idea what she's talking about! My pink brown and blue boots shaped like hooves are the talk of the town!
The talk of the town, sure. If the town was called "Whatnotttowearville" Or even "Badfashiongton".
When will the PAM learn that gravy does not go on top of a fruit salad.