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the scene unfolded in front of her. The old lady wearing immaculate white gloves could not believe what she was seeing. In the state of Texas how could that be!!! Texas hospitality is something unknown in most other parts of the world. Why it is just unheard of this ill treatment. And besides, a purple lamp with the worse color of yellow shade and with those little balls...absolutely atrocious, she thought to herself....no sense of style, y'all don know what yar missin here in Texas she thought to herself. The old lady with the subtle blue-gray styled hair and white gloves could stand it no more, she got up from her seat and....

and began belting out "The hills are aliivvve, with the sound of mussssic!" and it was a rather stirring rendition, one which Julie Andrews herself might consider....

except prim and proper white gloves be damned, the windows of the cheap little diner could take no more and succumbed to the last ear piercing b-flat. Customers scurried in a mad frenzy to escape the shards of what was once the two-pane windows. In the meantime, the lamp, snickering to itself in utter satisfaction .....

ran up a horrendous tab at the bar ordering whatever-it-is-that-lamps-drink, leaving an inappropriately large tip for the rather "tartish" waitress who spent most of the night in the bar...

hanging around the billiard tables being generally annoying and acting somewhat cheezy, trying out her fake Newfie accent. However, now that the windows were all broken, she decided to jump into her little car and head for .......

another town looking for another story that....

that maybe began with "once upon a time" ...

or perhaps even a song and dance...

or perhaps even this (courtesy of Snoopy): It was a dark and stormy night...

and lightning struck the tower. At the end of the day...

the woman drew the curtains over the windows. Shivering a bit in the chill, she decided to...

place more twigs under the cauldron that was hung in the massive stone firepit in what one could call the big room. Satisfied that there was enough food for the fire, she got the rolled newspaper, lit the end, and began the long and tedious tending of the .....

nightly ritual she called "reading a rolled newspaper". She sometimes twisted her neck doing this, but it was worthwhile as she was able to read the future "news" while doing so. Armed with such knowledge she...

hi kathy...i could use a cuppa coffee..turkish coffee? sounds heavenly

gathered her basket of yellow roses and walked outside, feeling the rain upon her face, holding her raggedy sweater close she decided to...

take a short cut to the market, where she would try to get a good price for the lovely roses. However, the wind began to pick up and before long, the basket of roses ....

flew out of hand and landed upon a ...

gnarled branch of a tree surrounded by what appeared to be poison ivy. Disregarding her inner voice which cautioned, she drew the tattered sweater round her thin shoulders, and headed straight for said branch. The price that she could fetch for those roses would enable her food for her dusty bare cupboards, and she was not going to give up that easily. The wind whipped tangles of hair in her eyes and the pouring rain dimmed her vision. Sighing, she ......

wondered where her umbrella was and....

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Originally Posted by littlewing53

hi kathy...i could use a cuppa coffee..turkish coffee? sounds heavenly

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Maybe kiz_paws will brew some? :)

and found it then flew out the window...

to visit Mary Poppins. The only thing was....

Mary had choked on that spoonful of sugar that was supposed to help the medicine go down or some such thing and so...

with Mary out of the way she decided to pay a call on that handsome chimney-sweep Bert, because he really............

had such an impressive broom. He kept it under the stairs and...

took it out and polished it twice a day. He used it to....

dance, sing songs, impress Mary; and occassionally used it to sweep but only on very very special events like when he...

won the lottery, he swept the whole house from top to bottom, just to celebrate. But that's not even as good as the time he . . .

flew on his broomstick, now that will cut down on the expense of gasoline so...

that meant that he would have more money for his habits/vices which include...........

the occasional visit to the Karaoke bar, where he dearly loved to sing so loudly, the ...............

chim chim cheree song and because everyone knew the words so well, they all pitched in and song with him. Before long the whole room was filled with...

the chorus of heavenly voices raised in harmony, leading the dj at the bar to....

become utterly distressed and play the "whoomp, there it is" song at full volume so...

that - as a result - all time and space collapsed into an infintesimally small black hole - something that was fully and unexplainably expected by...

his wife, who knew all along that his lawnmower was not up to..........

par without the sparkplugs. How was he to mow the grass of timelessness without a...

jack in the box, which has nothing to do with lawns or grass, but everything to do with timelessness, so....

at that precise second, the Master Of The Universe smacked his alien hands together, dissolving the entire scene between his two palms. The dust that remained was tossed into the air and left floating to .......

do whatever it is that dust likes to do, namely....

float through cyberspace and become breathed in through the keystrokes of unsuspecting gameplayers. What was most chilling about it was .....

when the gameplayers inhaled it they.................