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Bank: An institution that uses your savings deposits to lend to shaky customers who have poor judgement, in hopes of a Government Bailout over such practices. Also an institution you have trusted with your money in checking and savings accounts and probably even have one of their credit cards but who don't know you when you try to cash a check or, God forbid, ask for a loan!
Debt
Debt: A social contract in which freedom is exchanged for the means to education, the means to marry, the means to raise children, the means to drive to work (necessitated in the first place by debt), the means to provide you and your family with health insurance, the means to retirement, and the means to be buried. It's not at all like being shackled to an oar. Unless you default.
Gorilla:
Gorilla: According to Darwin, a hirsute silver-backed simian with a bad temper descended from a common ancestor with man
Revenge:
But per Ellie Mae, "Jess a critter up t'the seement pond."Quote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
The act of casting sewage at an industrial fan for knocking your hat off; all the while muttering, "Oh boy! This is gonna be great!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
Massage therapy
Massage therapy: As good a euphemism as any
Euphemism
Euphemism: Polite cussing, such as gosh-darn it all to heck! or what the frack do you think you're doing, jerk?
Foul Language
Foul language: Assorted clucks, quacks, and ****-a-doodle-does
Mellifluous
Mellifluous: An adjective associated with some bees and most birds in the presence of the right stinger.
Monogamous
Monogamous: Having enough sense to only have one spouse.
Monotonous:
Monotonous: See monogamous.
Tuition
Tuition: Money used for collage which insures you start your career already in arrears...
Ivy League:
Ivy League: What happens when you are too environmental to use weed killer.
Cash Flow
1. An avalanche of money disappearing through the unstoppered plug holes in your bank account. Has been known to be fatal in some cases. 2. a barricade of frozen assets.
Apoplexy
Apoplexy: A quality of statesmanship on par with that of the great Julius Seizure.
Mythic:
Mythic: Considered imaginary by a group of people. For example the Ancient Greek and Roman Gods. For some, God in general.
Liar: