1186...Richard found out, when the child was born, that the child bore his nose!!
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1186...Richard found out, when the child was born, that the child bore his nose!!
1187--Cecily's fiance luckily doesn't notice and they happily tie the knot anyway.
1188...Richard is jealous how happy Cecily and her fiance are, and confesses to be the child's father....I am ruining this story lol...
1189--Richard I becomes King of England and all thoughts of Cecily go right out of his mind.
1190--Richard goes off on his crusade (now we know it was probably due to this embarassment over the Cecily affair). Robin Hood gets to work.
1191...aww, I have to pick up on Richard's life on a later day...time to leave computer..
1192 -- YEEHAA!!!
Day 827: Robbed three rich guys, hit on four rich girls. Subtracted a 10% commission for expenses and personally delivered it to the poor. Proceeded to hit on three poor girls before being dragged out by the ear by Maid Marian.
1193- Richard I is captured by the Emperor of Germany. Meanwhile, back in England, the chastity belt is invented by a group of fathers in Sherwood (in cooperation with Maid Marion) to defend their daughters against Robin's amorous advances. ;)
1194 -- After being repeatedly foiled by the chastity belt, Robin Hood takes up apprenticeship with Ye Olde Locksmithy for the year. The honour of young girls in the tri-shire area around Sherwood is jeopardized once more.
1196: Robin wonders what Richard I (and the fair maidens of Sherwood) will be doing in history when the Count of 10,000 reaches 2010
1197 -- Robin stops wondering, gets off his bum, and continues stealing (girls) from the rich and giving (favors) to the poor.
1199-Richard I dies after being shot by an archer while beseiging some castle in Chalus after treasure. John becomes king of England. (Cecily the lady in waiting sheds a tear or two, fondly remembering the indiscretions of youth and contemplating mortality and the passage of time).
1200 -- Robin and his Merryfolk recover from partying like it's 1199. Cecily wakes up in Sherwood and thinks to herself, "Ohh, no..."