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Unfortunately, the interdimensional vortex that swallowed up seasong doesn't close up completely and pulls The Bookinator in, as well. They are now on a hill somewhere in a parallel universe (that's not as big as this hill). I walk up and claim the deserted hill -- my hill.
A firsbee thrown from the nearby Interdimensional Park, flies very near the newly claimed hill. Bluevictim, being totally gullible, dives to make the catch. Unfortunately (for Blue anyway) it really was a terrible toss, and the hill is now empty, and up for grabs. I walk my dog (a big fan of the Interdimensional Park's Dog Walk) up to the top of the hill, and claim what is mine.
In the parallel universe I currently inhabit, I learn how to bend the space-time continuum and by such means return to the hill and sent Barrett to a 2 dimensional alternate universe to learn how to be flat. Have fun!
I claim
my hill.
Being flat actually had many advantages, as it turns out, and Barrett, seeking revenge gives seasong the worst paper cut anyone has ever seen. Barrett then sits on his hill and reads.
:lol: That was insanely amusing.
So I bandage my horrible papercut and use a fishing pole to fish the book out of Barretts hands and so absorbed, he follows the book. So I claim, once again,
my hill.
Barrett composes a haiku, and it goes like this.
"This" (Barrett motions to the area around him) "is called the Hill"
"From now on it will be mine"
"Let me rule in peace"
Seasong, going to find rotten produce to throw at Barrett (for everyone is, indeed, a critic) leaves the hill and thereby forfeits any claim to it.
Lets see what you guys can come up with. = )
Barret's Hill !! :rolleyes:
Btw, I am Peace, and its not possible that the hill has two rulers. To claim my property back, a fierce battle known as 'War of Toothpicks' is fought, I obviously being victorious, claim MY HILL :D
Barrett is imprisoned on a tower with a dragon on guard. :D
MY Hill !! :cool:
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Maddie's hill !!!!
I put a large sleeping pill in your food and u r now happily joking with angels:brow: .
Considering the fact that the dragon was so stupid that it ran after a butterfly.so,i put u up in the tower with barret(something tells me he's not gonna like having u as a roommate :p).
so i build a high wall around the tower and go play on ...
MY HILL !!!!!:D
While sam96 is playing, I sneak on to the hill with an orange, a spoon, a purple sock, duct tape, a rubber ducky, a green paper clip, a cast iron skillet, a dictionary, some pennies, a cumquat, red nail polish, nose hair tweezers, a basketball, clown shoes, and a key that doesn't have a lock to go with it. While sam is busy reading this sentance and trying to figure out why the heck I brought that stuff, I simply tie her shoelaces and *ahem* "motivate" her to go down the hill. (Hint: *push*) That looks like a
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*peels orange for snack* MY HIIIIIILL!!
:lol: While bookie is snacking.I tie this huge piece of wood with 2 ropes 1 to let it swing and another 1 to tie to a tree and there's Bookie and there goes the wood and there's Bookies' face.....AND there's a direct hit.
And i run victoriously on...........
MY HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Holding her nose (My face! My beautiful face!! :p) Book sticks a spoon in the orange. Juice squirts out into sam's eye and down the hill she tumbles bouncing back and forth on her way down. Again. ^_^
Doctor: We're sorry, but Bookinator is currently in reconstructive plastic surgery in order to move her nose off of her forehead and back where it belongs. She has this message for all of you:
"MY HILL!!"
I become a plastic surgeon and offer to be Book's doc. Innocently she accepts my offer and I strap her into a hospital trolley and push her off the hill. And I claim
my hill.
Plastic surgeons (real or otherwise) need lunch breaks, so I, being the master chef I am, prepare a dish of roast chicken, mashed potatoes, green beans with just a touch of garlic, with a giant chocolate milkshake for Seasong. Unfortunately, I'm not actually the master chef I seemed to think I was, and my chicken is slightly undercooked. This leads to a horrible case of bird flu, and in all the agony that comes with it, seasong falls down MY HILL.
B-mental welcomes Barret to the forums by tossing a sharpened boomerang in the general direction of Barrett. Poor Barrett's lightning quick reflexes caused Barret to flinch, and a grazing shot intended for the remains of aforementioned undercooked chicken results in a visit to the emergency room so Barrett could be de-boomeranged. B-M slowly whistles his way up the hill and prepares fortifications.
longwinded my @$$
B's Hill !!! :rolleyes:
How many times have I told every body, NO blood shed of any nature on MY HILL . Just that B learns the rules of MY HILL , I have to send him to an Island for training. Little does he know that once he is on the Island, all the connections to it will be broken and deadly sharks will be made to lurk around waiting for B to take a plunge in the water....hehehe....~evil expression~ :D :D
MY HILL !! :cool:
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