If I were a ______, what would you be?

A crown polisher

If I were intent, what would you be?

patient

If I were superfluous, what would you be?

disappointed

If I were heavy, what would you be?

Depends on if I had to carry you. Then I would be squished.

If I were a feather, what would you be?

A peacock http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs15/f/20..._ShoneGold.gif

:p

If I were an avatar, what would you be?

A Username. :)

If I were the letter I, what would you be?

The letter b :)

If I were a word processor, what would you be?

Looking at a vintage Wang

If I were a NASA engineer, what would you be?

Not a NASA engineer

If I were a slob, what would you be?

Oblivious

If I were a beast, what would you be?

a beast master :biggrin5:

If I were a shoe what would you be?

sparkles

If I were a granite vein, what would you be?

plain dirt

If I were dirt, what would you be?

emerging

If I were emerging, what would you be?

awaiting

If I were a sparrow what would you be?

missing something

If I were a porch, what would you be?

a porch swing

If I were a lamp what would you be?

luminous

If I were a lamp shade, what would you be?

shady

If I were a bee what would you be?

honeycombed

If I were a beekeeper, what would you be?

sweet

If I were sweet what would you be?

Wondering

If I was lost, what would you be?

searching

If I were a spider what would you be?

A spider collector, maybe, or a spiderman, yet another "maybe".

If I were a spiderweb, what would you be?

Scared. Ick! Those things are hard to get off of you.

If I were terrified, what would you be?

brave

If I were a daisy, what would you be?

Plucking your petals

If I were a petal plucker, what would you be?

:smilielol5:

If I were a tie what would you be?

a sharp dressed man

If I were one cuff-link, what would you be?

the other

If I were a rope what would you be?

entwined

If I were a merry-go-round, what would you be?

dizzy

If I were a teddy bear what would you be?

Relapsing

If I were relapsing, what would you be?

here for you

If I were a vampire what would you be?

Interested

If I were a pet, what would you be?

always petting you

If I were a star what would you be?

If?

If I were tired, what would you be?

saying good night

If I were a plane what would you be?

A turbulence.

If I were a wick, what would you be?

A candle.

If I were a flame, what would you be?