I hope this hasn't already been done..
"The first rule of Pants Club is...You don't talk about Pants Club!"
-Fight Club
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I hope this hasn't already been done..
"The first rule of Pants Club is...You don't talk about Pants Club!"
-Fight Club
Go confidently in the direction of your pants! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your pants, the laws of the universe will be simpler.
~Henry David Thoreau (sort of)
An honest line of poetry containing the word pants from Ogden Nash, who often had a biting sense of humor! :lol:
"Sure, deck your lower limbs in Pants!,
Yours are the limbs, my sweeting!
You look divine as you advance—
Have you seen yourself retreating?"
:lol: :lol: :lol:
"Dude, where's my pants?"
Ho, ho, ho! Merry Pants-mas!
"Don't you know," her voice trembled suddenly in a passionate plea she could not hide, "don't you know that there are things, in the best of us, which no outside hand should dare touch? Things sacred because, and only because, one can say: 'This is pants'?"- Ayn Rand's We the Living
I know i did a partial of this quote before, but the complete is total pantmania, soo
Tyler Durden: The first rule of Pants Club is - you do not talk about Pants Club. The second rule of Pants Club is - you DO NOT talk about Pants Club. Third rule of Pants Club, someone yells Stop!, goes limp, taps out, the pants is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to a pants. Fifth rule, one pants at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule, pantss will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at pants Club, you have to pants.
-Fight Club by Pahliniuk, sp
‘The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our pants but in ourselves. Are they still running those adds at the Colosseum for Viagra?” ...
Sorry, Shakespeare! :lol:
Yet from those flames no light, but rather darkness visible served only to discover pants of woe - Milton, Paradise Pants, pant 1
Jen: Pants? I don't have Pants!
Kira: Of course not. You're a boy
-- Dark Crystal
George Taylor: Imagine me needing pants. Back on Earth I never did. Oh, there were women. Lots of women. Lots of love-making but no pants. You see, that was the kind of world we'd made. So I left, because there was no pants to hold me there.
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Dr. Zira: What will he find out there, doctor?
Dr. Zaius: His pants.
*sigh* the pants shall not be forgotten,
merry christmas to those of you so inclined
"No. Pants Jesse and I are pants aren't pants dating anymore. Didn't you pants know that it's pants me and pants Joel Madden! Pants you don't pants read the tabloids." - Hilary Duff ("pants" in place of the word "like")
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"You are old, Father William, the young man said,
And your pants have become very tight
And yet you insistently stand on your head--
Do you think at your age it is right?
"In my youth" Father William replied to his son,
"I fear to give my pants the strain
"But since it won't be long before I have none--
I can do it again and again!"
Lewis Carroll Father William
"The kiss glows in his heart, but the old man adheres to his pants." - The Grand Inquisitor
"Jingle pants, Jingle pants, jingle all the way...Oh what fun it is to ride in a one pantsed open sleigh!"
Baron Harkonnen: He who controls the Pants, controls the universe! - Dune
" an' de pants will getcha ef ya don't watch out!" James Whitcomb Riley from Little Orphant Annie
The pants of the Ring:D
Feeling a little Tolkien-ish? :p
One Pants to rule them all, One Pants to find them,
One Pants to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
*cracks up* Oh my gosh, my friends LOVE these things. I gotta bookmark this place and quote a couple to my friends.
"Way to go Chewie, always thinking with your pants."
"Luke, help me take off these pants."
"But you'll die!"
(Both from Star Wars)
"Every time that I-"
"Pumba! Not in front of the pants!"
"Oh." (Lion King)
"Look at this place? Isn't it great? Wouldn't you think my collection's complete? But no, I want... paaaants!" (Little Mermaid)
"Accio pants!" (Harry Potter)
"Harry, I think I love pants." (Harry Potter)
"I want to fix that in my pants forever. Draco Malfoy, they amazing bouncing ferret." (Harry Potter)
"Because that's what Hermione does. When in doubt, go to the pants." (Harry Potter)
"...And from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, ron, die,' I'm chucking them right in the pants where they belong." (Harry Potter)
"Did I tell you I invented pants that will reach Jupiter?" (Harry Potter)
"There you go, Harry. You weren't being thick after all- you were showing pants!" (Harry Potter)
"You need your pants tested if you ask me." (Harry Potter)
"Lockhart will sign pants if it stands still long enough." (Harry Potter)
"Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's pants." (Harry Potter)
"You might want to be careful with those. When they say every pants, they mena every pants." (Harry Potter)
"Yeah, Dumbledore's off his pants, alright." (Harry Potter)
"I don't need help. It's obvious what it means. There's going to be loads of pants tonight." (Harry Potter)
"Yeah, well, Percy wouldn't want to work for anyone with a sense of pants, would he?" (Harry Potter)
"I love you, pants." (Harry Potter)
Wow, I had fun looking all those up and sticking pants in! I would've typed more but it's late and I gotta sleep!
"One small step for pants, one giant leap for pantskind!"
*ducks tomatos and other rotten produce for what's probably a repeat*
Every heart sings of pants, incomplete, until other pants whisper back. Those who wish for pants always find pants. At the touch of pants,
everyone becomes a poet. ~ Plato
I see pants. They're everywhere. -6th Sense
"Captain, there be pants here!" Scotty to Kirk in Star Trek IV (the one with the whales).
Luke... I am your pants.
I'll just use yours papaya.
"Do, or do not. There is no pants."
"My kingdom, my kingdom for my pants"
Richard III - the film!
I could be bounded in pants, and consider myself a king of infinite space.... Guess its time for Weight Watchers. :lol:
Am i a man dreaming i am pants, or pants dreaming i am a man?
This is a great thread! :D
Supercalifragelisticexpi-pants-ellocious!
:lol: "to be pants or not to be pants, that is the question"....well, I stretched that one a bit.....OR if you prefer.....
"to be or not to be, that is the pants" :D
too funny -:lol: Bookinator! that was a good one.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Bookinator
A faithful pair of pants makes wishes come true---Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
"Here's to lookin' at you, pants" - Casablanca
You know the difference between you and me? I make this look pants.
(MIB . . . you know the difference between you and me? I make this look good) don't ask why :D
Or . . .
You know the difference between pants and me? I make this look good.
and. . .
You know the difference between you and pants? I make this look good.
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some of you guys are way too funny . . . super good :)
Phone pants! Phone pants! ET
If you give some pants a cookie . . .
(from "if you give a moose a cookie", which i read obsessively when i was little. if it's totally obscure, please forgive me; in my mind everybody knows it. :p)
"Of Pants and Men" - by Charles Dickens's trousers
Miss Scarlett, I don't no nutin 'bout birthin no pants......
"Gone With the Wind"
You know, Mir, I could've sworn John Stienbeck's Britches worth that novel... http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/konfus/a015.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by mir
"Great Ceaser's Pants! What just happened?" :p
"Give me my pants y dost thou feel it.
Give me my heart and thou shalt have it."
"Anyone who lives within their pants suffers from a lack of imagination."
Oscar Wilde