A question :p
Who makes fortune cookies?
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A question :p
Who makes fortune cookies?
Chinese restaurant owners' wives. :p
Okay, so that was two silly questions - why is third time lucky?
Because it's not! The 42nd is!!
Why don't chickens have teeth?
Because Chicken World is a very chilly place and they just chatter their teeth off.
Why do men have wallets and women purses?
Because if they didn't they wouldn't have anything to carry around their valuables in. ;)
Why aren't ice cream cakes made in bite sized portions? :confused:
Because the Ice Cream industry is trying to promote a more collective way of society and not individualistic ice cream cake eating :p
Why do countries have flags?
Modesty requires at least enough for loincloths... :rolleyes:
Why do people fight so hard to take people's land, then do nothing with it anyway?
Because the Ailens, when they come, will need a large amount of wasteland for parking. Because of this, it would be financially lucrative to have a lot of land, cause lets face it; the hourly parking charge on a spaceship would be murder on the wallet.
Do you like Aliens?
uh . . . who DOESN'T like aliens?? :D especially since there are so many nice ones on this forum. :wink:
bleh . .. if your body uses more energy up when you're sick, why are you never hungry then???
Because eating requires energy. :p
Why is the rum ALWAYS gone??
Because the fairies use it in their cooking. :p
Why is the word "why" spelt W-H-Y?
Because Nintendo had dips on "W-I-I." Hey, Miss Darcy!! :wave:
Why is the PS3 so awful?
Because, against Mr Robin Hood's wishes, it...is simply awful! :D
'Lo Robin. ;)
Why do people play computer games?
Because computer games only like play and dont have the attention span for work or meaningful discussions :p
How does the heart pump blood?
because hemo-goblins are very good workers. :p
Why are all electronic games great until you buy them??
Because Sony, being the tyranical monsters of the electronic entatainment industry, are working in cooperation with the aliens for a total interglact monopoly the likes of which could challenge the grand daddy of all companies: Microsoft.
Why do the children of the night request help from the angle of evil in their search for the Blacklight?
Because they saw someone else do the same on TV
Why does NASA exist?
To fake pictures of moon landings and outerspace stuff in general.
Why are starfish shaped like a star?
Because they aspire to suceed in the movie business
Why does pizza have crust?
Because if it didn't, it wouldn't be pizza, of course!
What function do barristers serve?
Target practice.
Why is the moon that color?
Because it wanted to give people the impression that it was made of cheese as an incentive to visit it.
Why do we use coasters?
Because the Merry-Go-Round isn't that thrilling.
Why must I gain 15 pounds EVERY holiday season?
because it's a holiday! :D That's half the fun!
If you crossed a liger with a tiger what would you get??
i`ll get LT.
why isn`t there letter "bleh" ?
Overuse.
Why don't people talk without saying, you know?
Um, because to talk without "you know" is you know....lame.
Why must people get stomachaches?
to ward off lime disease.
Why is such thing as 'children of the corn?'
corny jokes are big things in schools
Why are people scared?
It is the because the little dwarfs inside our body like playing with us!
Why am i Hungry right now?
Because you are probably on some remote mountain in South America. Hi Willow. Hope things are well. :wave:
Why do I wish I was on some adventure ike willow?
Cause you dont know yet how it is to walk in 4200 meter with no air!
Why do people live on high mountions with no air?
p.s.
Tnx virg all is well...
hope that all is well for you and that you had a great christmas and have a happy new year
To discourage visitors
WHy do people always want to visit things
cause we are all just a huge herd of sheep.. following each other
Why do sheep walk in herds?
Becuase so do clouds usually, and sheep=clouds. :p
Welcome back to LitNet, Willow!!! :wave:
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
twenty medium sized logs
Why are some people dumb and others smart?
They haven't been sharpened yet.
Why do people have to lengthen their words and phrases?
Because if they didn't you wouldn't be able to question their choice in doing so.
Why isn't there a feed that I can plug into my brain that will dramatically and effortlessly transfer information into it for me?
Becasue that would make you a cyberman.
Why is shorty being gracie??
Because if they weren't you wouldn't be having nearly as much fun with them as you are now. ;)
Why are nighties so expensive? :confused: