Let's see now, body hair, shampoo, nails, and now ear piercings. I think I'll stick to the guys thread. :lol: :D
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Let's see now, body hair, shampoo, nails, and now ear piercings. I think I'll stick to the guys thread. :lol: :D
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Sleepy? Here have some coffee, there should always be coffee available for those bored with chat of hair and nail care. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by kilted exile
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Yeah, except for these damn periods. :sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by miss tenderness
yeah really.
I read an article in some magazine (I'm thinking Ladies Home Journal or Glamour even) and there was an article about birth control pills. With traditional pills you have 3 weeks of the "real pills" and 1 week of placebo pills and the week when you take the "placebo pills" (I use quotes because I don't know if I'm using the correct term there) is the week that you get your period. But if you get a prescription for pills that have 4 weeks of the "real pills" then you don't have to have a period at all and it's healthy (at least according to the article I read). That would be nice.
I don't get a period. Do you Robin? Hmm, although I've had cramps. Especially when I get hit in the crotch, rather delayed painful cramps. Although, I try to aviod getting hit in that area. In fact it probably has been over two decades that've gotten hit in that area.
Yep, no period here. Anyone else?
Ah, I was wondering when we'd get onto that subject. The girliest topic ever :lol: .Quote:
Originally Posted by Pensive
I have mixed feelings about mine. On one hand, it's a real nuisance, but on the other, it's a sign that I'm still functioning. Most women know when they're going to start, but mine seem to enjoy sneaking up on me, sometimes I know, sometimes I don't, and, what's worse is when I predict when they'll start (Using my calendar) it decides to tease me and start the day after the end of my predicted time :flare: It's so frustrating. But, now I think I've figured out a way to make an educated guess as to when it'll happen.
A while ago, I read an article on Yahoo about how to know when a woman is ovulating. I won't go into the details, basically, the woman will dress up slightly prettier, not more fashionably, just prettier, when she's at her most fertile. Like, she'll wear a prettier pair of earrings or a nicer top than usual. It's only subtle changes to how they look. Anyway, If figured that when I feel a bit prettier than usual and decide to try and look a bit prettier, then it's due to happen a couple of weeks after that. I’ve only been able to test it out once though, so far, and I was right. I was expecting it this time :D .
Intriguing, I must say.
And no, Vada, I don't. A fellow fellow, you might say.
Warning to all guys: if your girlfriend starts dressing prettier, fear the fortnight.
Hm.... Yes, they are a drag and mine just hates me... My period comes around 8 in the morning.. when I'm already at school.... And it comes at he most inopportune moments as well, like during a hike, when I'm at camp, when I have a stage performance or something like that. It's easy to avoid cramps though, you just don't eat cold foods... Although everytime I have my monthly visitor I feel like swimming...
I have endometriosis (how's that for scaring the fellas! :p ) So I get terrible cramps...even after having surgery for it. Anyway :blush:
There are so many euphemisms for a perfectly natural body function and I think it is funny. Some mild ones:
Monthly friend
Monthly visitor
Aunt Flo
Special time
I can think of a few more, but I know there are a lot of forumers still in their teens, so I will act like an adult...(sort of) :p
*edit* Almost a fool proof way to bring on a visit from "Aunt Flo" is to wear white pants and go out for a dinner date with a special someone :D
nostril problems again? is that why ur snoring? :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by kilted exile
go and snore on the boys thread! us girls need our beatuy sleep....
im fine kathy and grace. thank u for asking. just been busy. wow. i dont think iv ever had to use that phrase and mean it! what happening to me!!!!!!!!!!
p.s. kathy-love ur new avatr. id like to change mine but i just cant find one to a) reflect my personality like my present avatar does and b) as good as my present one. i found one that just said 'it wasn't me' which i liked but in most things in life, it was me! so thatd be lying.... lol. :-)
Looks like a good place to post this:
I Wanna Talk About Me~~Toby Keith
We talk about your work how your boss is a jerk
We talk about your church and your head when it hurts
We talk about the troubles you've been having with your brother
About your daddy and your mother and your crazy ex-lover
We talk about your friends and the places that you've been
We talk about your skin and the dimples on your chin
The polish on your toes and the run in your hose
And God knows we're gonna talk about your clothes
You know talking about you makes me smile
But every once in awhile
I wanna talk about me
We talk about your dreams and we talk about your schemes
your high school team and your moisturizer creme
We talk about your nanna up in Muncie, Indiana
We talk about your grandma down in Alabama
We talk about your guys of every shape and size
The ones that you despise and the ones you idolize
We talk about your heart, about your brains and your smarts
And your medical charts and when you start!
You know talking about you makes me grin
But every now and then
I wanna talk about me
You you you you you you you you youyouyouyouyou
I wanna talk about me
I wanna talk about me
Wanna talk about I
Wanna talk about number one
Oh my me my
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see
I like talking about you, usually, but occasionally
I wanna talk about me
I wanna talk about me
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Why not the daffy duck you have in your profile?Quote:
Originally Posted by optimisticnad
:lol: :lol: No not in that sense, but I use periods all the time at the end of my sentences. That is what men think of when they hear the word period.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vada Dagon
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Originally Posted by Virgil
you just can't do:p , now you're talking about periods!:lol:
exactly>>>I've always envied guys for not suffering from it! it really hurts and it increases my addiction to Choclate! it's sth that science has to give explaination for,if it hasn't already.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pensive
Whenever I hear the word period, my first thought is: Where can I hide?Quote:
Originally Posted by Virgil
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Originally Posted by Virgil
Our plan is slowly but surely beginning to work ladies, mwahahahaha! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by kilted exile
I always just call it "my thingy," and the feminine products I call "my thingies," lol. I'm very simplistic and uncreative when it comes to that, I think.
It definitely annoys me...I wasn't one of those young girls who couldn't wait for it to come, I was too busy with sports to want to worry about it.
I usually make them myself from pics (crop and or resize) but I have downloaded some premade ones from sites as well. This one made me think of you...;)Quote:
Originally Posted by optimisticnad
*Edit*
This just seemed such a fitting answer to a few of the recent guy posts... :p
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On this I sympathize with you women. When God distributed the biological difficulties of life he did not distribute them equally between men and women; women got the worst end of the deal. But you do get to live longer; women have higher life expectancies than men.Quote:
Originally Posted by miss tenderness
Oh thats a topic not to get me started on , I had my ears pierced when I was 2 , and I had alot of problems with them swelling up and pussing and things when I was about 8 and since then I cant wear earing really without paying, so if anyone is going to have their kids ears peirced DONT!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shannanigan
ecept for the higher breast and female cancer risk.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shalot
I get the munchies and I only want crunchy food and its all very well but by the time the 2 weeks have passed you/Ive forgotten and it still suprised.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bluebiird
really never heard the no cold food theory I know about fruit and veg lots and lots ( and you know what its true!) becuase some months Im doubled up swearing that if there is such a thing as reincarnation I want to be male next time round and some times its all good- well as good as having a perfectly good layer of skin ripped off could be.Quote:
Originally Posted by shinigami
never got why people get all embareesed about it although its a bit sad to think of somthing you have carried with you since before you were born dying every month.
Ouch kathy poor you ( talking about the ear but other than that ouch, too)
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Originally Posted by ShoutGrace
This is something I care about. I'm not sure if the pill has changed lately, but I have read some startling statistics concerning them and the incidence of cancers. Every girl should know the risks when taking them . . .
Hadn't looked at this thread in awhile. I see we're on to the dreaded period.
This reminded me of a friend of mine in high school who used to refer to it as "riding the crimson wave." She's an actress, and so she's got a real flare for the dramatic. One day there was an older male teacher who didn't want to let her out of class to use the bathroom and she said in this huge stage voice in front of the whole class "but Mr. So and so, I am riding the crimson wave!" The sad part was that he didn't get it at first, so she spent like five minutes painstakingly explained the euphemism (without ever once just using the word "period") while the whole class just fell over laughing. When the poor teacher finally got what she was talking about his entire bald head turned bright red, which didn't help matters any.Quote:
Originally Posted by kathycf
There, have we officially managed to scare the boys away? :lol: Once they're gone we can plot the best way for the women to take over this forum. :idea:
I could see this happening to me! I would have been stumped too. :lol: And then I would have turned red. :blush:Quote:
Originally Posted by Petrarch's Love
yes, when it comes to "that time of the month" or "the monthly bill" men are clueless. They act like you're the one that's being an unreasonable witch and they continue to sit on their asses while you're dealing with this pain that starts in your center and shoots down your legs and pulsates through your feet and all the while you're expected to function as usual even though you feel like complete $%#@.
Women are expected to go to work and come home and prepare dinner and iron their husband's shirts (because men would just wear wrinkled shirts to work -- they don't know that you're not supposed to do that). And the moodiness is not pleasant --- we don't like it! I don't think men would be pleasant if they were in pain like that. And I am quite tired of men making PMS/period jokes. :flare:
Ya really hate me, Kathy? http://www.spreadshirt.com/shops/360...504509_big.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by kathycf
Not so much dont know as dont care ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Shalot
We have our own pain, mentioned by Vada Dagon earlier, getting hit in the crotch. This story should put a smile on most women's faces and a cringe to the men's.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shalot
I was out one night with a college buddy playing pool. He had rarely played before (not to mention he was drunk). I was standing watching the game on the TV when he took his shot. He hit underneath the ball it leapt off the table and hit me square in the nuts :bawling: . Any normal person would show some degree of sympathy. What does he do? Starts singing "Andrew, He's only got three balls" throughout the rest of the night:rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by Shalot
I don't really tend to get bad pains. Sometimes I don't even know it's started until I go to the ladies. Thankfully, I only really get an upset stomach and don't feel like eating much, because my stomach is sending confused signals to my brain. I usually have a violent mood swing straight after a kind of "Wow, I look so attractive" sort of mood swing, which I now attribute to the fertility thing I mentioned earlier.
But, as my mother would sayAnd it's true. We just need to find our own ways of coping with it.Quote:
Originally Posted by My Mother
Oh, and seeing as some people have different names for it, we call it "starting" or "I've started" or, in the run up to it, "I'm due". Not as interesting as the other terms for it, but each to their own.:)
True, but at least it's somewhat avoidable and not a regular thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by kilted exile
Periods are uncomfortable, somewhat painful, and not something that's very avoidable. Oh, and have you ever thought that it hurts a LOT when girls get hit in the chest? I'm sure not quite as much as a guy getting hit in the crotch, but it's not actually that far.
true true:nod: well as far as hurts alot couldnt tell how far it is thoughQuote:
Originally Posted by thevintagepiper
We're very sorry, ladies, truly we are, but without utilizing a chainsaw in manner most dramatic, it's hard for us to empathize.
Well, thing is- men get hurt when they get hit in their crotch.. Women get hurt when their hit in their chest.. They are to some level, sensitive... And guys, just imagine an orage coming out of you crotch area to an unimaginably small opening... That's about the equivalent of girls undergoing childbirth... Yes, we did get the crappy side of anatomy... Just imagine the embarassment of having a red stain through your clothes as compared to having a stain coz you jacked off because of an old bag.... That would be equivalent.. almost....
I mean, it IS normal but guys don't have to be such dicks about it... [ haha ]
On that note, I have a very strong case of PMS everytime my period nears... One time I even choked my classmate out of frustration, other times I'd just be all moody... Then other times I'd be ecstatic adn sooo happy.... Hormonal imbalance paired with reactive insanity = One crazy teenager...
Think about the orage part guys...
Were you having PMS while writing that post? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by shinigami
Nope... I'm in a pissy mood cuz of my boyfrined... [ to know why, view my blog]
Ah, men. Can't live with them, can't live without them.
I'm kind of pleased that I don't really have an interest in guys, after my first "boyfriend" broke my little, primary school, heart :( . But, hey, he'd never have been good for me anyway. Being a year or so younger than me, he'd have been refered to as my "toy boy" :lol: .
I've decided that men are useless, lazy backstabbers that care only about themselves and the size of their genitals and women's mamory glands. Call me pesimistic if you like, but that's my view. There are few truely decent men in the world.
Anyone think they can prove me wrong?
I wouldnt want to......:D
I can't ............:D
Wow, you sound like you can beat the hell out of me. Tough lady. I wouldn't want to be the one to disagree with you. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Bluebiird;280855Anyone think they can prove me wrong?[/B