Stan's Dasterdly Ship

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03-13-2006, 05:31 PM
Stanislaw

Garr "I Love 'is, I love it!" I loves it when a plan be comin together! :D
03-13-2006, 07:05 PM
RobinHood3000

~Shoots a Grapnel Arrow up to the top of the mainmast and pulls himself upwards, trailing the mainsail behind him~

Ready, captain!
03-13-2006, 07:11 PM
Stanislaw

do ye have any bomb arrows o that quiver mate? if so's when we pulls o'long sides o the mutineer ships, looks fer there powder stores an...I thinks ye get the ider! :rage:

:D
03-13-2006, 07:33 PM
RobinHood3000

Aye aye, Cap'n! Explosive arrows at the ready, sir!
03-13-2006, 07:39 PM
Stanislaw

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA we shall be havin ar sweet revenge! :D
03-13-2006, 07:40 PM
Scheherazade

*hits Stan in the face with a plate full of left over mash*

The only thing you will be having for now is sweet potato mash, Stan!
03-13-2006, 07:42 PM
Stanislaw

err, ow, FIRE me crew, let loose the crew, er...find me somes stain remover.
03-13-2006, 07:48 PM
RobinHood3000

~shoots Stan with a bleach arrow~

That do the trick, Cap'n?
03-13-2006, 07:48 PM
Stanislaw

Quote:

Originally Posted by RobinHood3000

~shoots Stan with a bleach arrow~

That do the trick, Cap'n?

garr nicely, thank ye! :thumbs_up
03-13-2006, 07:49 PM
Stanislaw

load the canons full o mash! we be sein who be gettin the last o the laughs!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
03-13-2006, 08:02 PM
Scheherazade

If you could send some gravy as well, we won't be worrying about tomorrow's dinner!

:D
03-13-2006, 08:04 PM
Stanislaw

WAIT, they like it!, quick, lets fire somes rotten fruits er monkey poop er somethings like that!
03-13-2006, 08:12 PM
RobinHood3000

Where's Unnamable? Let's stuff him into a cannon!
03-13-2006, 08:13 PM
Virgil

Captain, Virgil reporting or duty, sir. Excuse the wet uniform sir. I was tossed overboard from the Amazon Queen. I must report that them there ladies are truly amazons. We must be careful and devious if we are to overrun their ship.
03-13-2006, 08:14 PM
Stanislaw

aie, they dids throw some mash at mes...got any iders for whats we might shoots back at em?
03-13-2006, 08:15 PM
Stanislaw

Quote:

Originally Posted by RobinHood3000

Where's Unnamable? Let's stuff him into a cannon!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ahh, twould be a grand ider!
03-13-2006, 08:30 PM
Riesa

wait....Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooo,

*dives overboard to return to the Queen, quickly summon Captain Scher to order the Gib hoisted and get The Queen underway as fast as possible, the tricks of Stan's crew have suddenly become fiercely dangerous...*
03-13-2006, 08:31 PM
RobinHood3000

I believe we've stumbled upon a truly diabolical form of ammunition...
03-13-2006, 08:44 PM
Virgil

Quote:

Originally Posted by Riesa

wait....Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooo,

*dives overboard to return to the Queen, quickly summon Captain Scher to order the Gib hoisted and get The Queen underway as fast as possible, the tricks of Stan's crew have suddenly become fiercely dangerous...*

Next time yonder lass climbs on board our ship, we'll have our mascot Brandi tear her to shreds. Or kiss her to death, one of the two.

Brandi: "arf, arf, arf."

Virgil: "Good girl."
03-13-2006, 08:45 PM
Riesa

shouldn't it be "Arrr f, Arrrr f, Arrrrr f"? and this lass be sweet talkin brandi when noone is lookin' and believe me when I tell you, she's interested in becoming an Amazon herself....hahahahahahahahhaha.....
03-13-2006, 08:51 PM
Virgil

Quote:

Originally Posted by Riesa

shouldn't it be "Arrr f, Arrrr f, Arrrrr f"? and this lass be sweet talkin brandi when noone is lookin' and believe me when I tell you, she's interested in becoming an Amazon herself....hahahahahahahahhaha.....

:lol: Actually she is an amazon. Like a bull in a china shop.

Didn't Little Orphan Annie's Sandy go "arf"?

Now I can't trust me dog to be on our side. Well, the secret is whoever has food will get her loyalty. Until you run out that is. And then she's up for graps again.
03-13-2006, 08:53 PM
Riesa

ARRRRR, f..........matey.

we got t-bones on the Queen, what do you have but a pile of rotten veggies and bleach coated mash. oh and potato peels... btw, when was the last time ya saw wee brandi?
03-13-2006, 08:55 PM
Virgil

HERE Brandi, HERE Brandi. Where are you?
03-13-2006, 10:39 PM
kilted exile

this be no problem, just wait till the dead of night I'll row over and pierce a hole in ther hull.

In fact it's probably dark enough just now.

*Lowers one of the lifeboats into the water & starts rowing towards the other ship*
03-14-2006, 04:52 AM
simon

Which ship to join? To be a Dastardly shipmate or an Amazon queen (no breast reduction required)? Any perks lads? What are you drinking onboard this piratic downward spiral? I can offer my services to the ship that wants it most, I've a personal relationship with Poseidon and I can make sails blow or seas churn at my whim and fancy. Amazon Queens heed my offers as well, anyone want these sevices?
03-14-2006, 05:05 AM
Weeping Willow

YArg!! come here mati! yar like here! with Our good aol captain Stan! Arrg...
We got ya rum be got ya brendi! come join us! Garr!!!
03-14-2006, 06:44 AM
RobinHood3000

Quote:

Originally Posted by simon

Which ship to join? To be a Dastardly shipmate or an Amazon queen (no breast reduction required)? Any perks lads? What are you drinking onboard this piratic downward spiral? I can offer my services to the ship that wants it most, I've a personal relationship with Poseidon and I can make sails blow or seas churn at my whim and fancy. Amazon Queens heed my offers as well, anyone want these sevices?

We've got the most loyal crew you'll ever meet, favor with the beloved rachel, and free continental breakfasts. What say ye??
03-14-2006, 07:33 AM
Pensive

Quote:

Originally Posted by simon

Which ship to join? To be a Dastardly shipmate or an Amazon queen (no breast reduction required)? Any perks lads? What are you drinking onboard this piratic downward spiral? I can offer my services to the ship that wants it most, I've a personal relationship with Poseidon and I can make sails blow or seas churn at my whim and fancy. Amazon Queens heed my offers as well, anyone want these sevices?

Ofcourse, Amazon Queen wants people like you. Come in there and you will find it as good as gold. :D
03-14-2006, 08:05 AM
Virgil

Simon, first you have to be of the female gender to join the Amazon Queen. Here on Stan's ship we guys drink beer and rum all day, play sports, and quietly sneak over to the Amazon ship and scribble graffiti on its bows. They on the other hand have cookies and tea and play scrabble. Which is more fun? Join us, matey.
03-14-2006, 08:16 AM
Pensive

Virgil, Simon is a female. Hahahaha
03-14-2006, 11:52 AM
papayahed

Quote:

Originally Posted by Virgil

Simon, first you have to be of the female gender to join the Amazon Queen. Here on Stan's ship we guys drink beer and rum all day, play sports, and quietly sneak over to the Amazon ship and scribble graffiti on its bows. They on the other hand have cookies and tea and play scrabble. Which is more fun? Join us, matey.

Why are you making up rules for the Amazon Queen, you don't have to be female to join the Amazon Queen. Besides in addition to our tea and scrabble we also have the grog and rum drinking and the best part is that our ship is a might bit cleaner and smells way better.

And did you hear we have a new mascot? a dog I think, named Brandi.
03-14-2006, 12:35 PM
Scheherazade

Quote:

Originally Posted by papayahed

Why are you making up rules for the Amazon Queen, you don't have to be female to join the Amazon Queen. Besides in addition to our tea and scrabble we also have the grog and rum drinking and the best part is that our ship is a might bit cleaner and smells way better.

And did you hear we have a new mascot? a dog I think, named Brandi.

What Papaya said!

And the crew is better looking too I am guessing! :D
03-14-2006, 12:47 PM
Stanislaw

Better looking BETTER LOOKING, well, ye mite have a point, but that be neither here nor there, we er, the most honest bunch o mates in the ol sea!
03-14-2006, 12:57 PM
Virgil

Quote:

Originally Posted by papayahed

Why are you making up rules for the Amazon Queen, you don't have to be female to join the Amazon Queen. Besides in addition to our tea and scrabble we also have the grog and rum drinking and the best part is that our ship is a might bit cleaner and smells way better.

And did you hear we have a new mascot? a dog I think, named Brandi.

I know that. But I was swindling Smon to come to our side. Didn't pirates do those kind of hijinks? To my dismay, Simon turned out to be a girl. :lol: Oh well.

Captain, now what do we do?
03-14-2006, 01:04 PM
Scheherazade

Quote:

Originally Posted by Virgil

Captain, now what do we do?

How about you give in and give up and hand over that ship of yours to us?

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03-14-2006, 01:20 PM
Stanislaw

Garr to quote mad monty o muppet treasure island "In your dreams" :D

House about ye hand o'er yer ship m'am :D
03-14-2006, 01:31 PM
Jay

Dream on! You better go searching for a new anchor before you drift further and sink! :p
03-14-2006, 01:32 PM
Virgil

Captain, I think we ought to load up the cannons and take a shot at their broadside. Just give the order, sir.
03-14-2006, 01:34 PM
Jay

You'd be driftwood before you have the time to load!
03-14-2006, 01:38 PM
Stanislaw

fire unamable, er the canons!

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