What would you say to Jesus if you met him?

I'd simply ask "Who's right?"

'Am I dead then?'

Nothing really, I doubt I would be interested in any deeper conversation with him - maybe shalom.

I wouldn't say anything at all. I'd just stare at him with a small yet meaningful smile on my face. I mean what do you say to Jesus?
"Hello there pet, how yer doing?"

Me: "Hello"
Jesus: "..."
Me: "My name is Patrick. It's a pleasure to meet you."
Jesus: "..."
Me: "So...what line of work are you in?"

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Hahaha, I found that rater funny...

The first thing I would ask him is "Are you proud of me?"

The next thing I would ask him is, "Could you please clarify to certain denominations and individuals that you were serious about that whole 'Judge not lest ye be judged, love your neighbor as yourself, God is love...' thing?"

Seriously.

Who knows, I might just ask him if he wanted a cup of tea :) but seriously I don't think I could frame my lack of understanding into a coherent question. Perhaps I would ask if the world made sense to him. I'd find it pretty comforting if it did because it makes none to me.

Hehe, Dapper... :lol:
Sorry, it just made me smile.

"My Lord."

I simply would ask him why was he silent seeing things of miseries with no concerns.

1st thing: "Thank you."
2nd thing: "I'm sorry."

"tell me everything"..uh

I was thinking about this for a while.
There's nothing to say, really.

The more I thought, the more I realized there's no way god exists, which leads me to thinking, if he was real and if I saw him, I wouldn't believe it was him.

Sad, really.