The result of my childhood zoological "experiments."Quote:
Originally Posted by Zippy
(heh-heh)
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The result of my childhood zoological "experiments."Quote:
Originally Posted by Zippy
(heh-heh)
ROFLMAO!! :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :D
I never thought this thread would "live " for so long~!
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin looks at the other and says, "It's awfully hot in here, isn't it?" The other looks over and screams, "AAAAAHHHH!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!"
Grandma Elden was baby-sitting, and every five minutes adrienne had another request to keep her from going to sleep. Exasperated, she said to her four-year old grand-daughter, "Adrienne, if you call grandmother one more time, I'm going to get very angry." Five minutes later she heard Adrienne say quietly, "Mrs. elden, can I have a glass of water?"
Neither did I. It's a disgrace.Quote:
Originally Posted by smilingtearz
What makes you say that, starrwriter?
disgrace???. I don't get it.Quote:
Originally Posted by starrwriter
The "quality" of most of the jokes.Quote:
Originally Posted by RobinHood3000
Two potatos were walking down the street, how do you know which is the prostitute?
The one that says: I da ho.
You know, starr, you don't even have to read them, much less like them. I happen to like these jokes.Quote:
Originally Posted by starrwriter
oh stop jumping for the bait robin, and tell a joke
Q: How do you weigh a whale?
A: take it to a Wail Way station
:D
:p Nyeh. :p
What's a perfect square?
A nerd that doesn't make mistakes.
I wouldn't brag about that if I were you.Quote:
Originally Posted by RobinHood3000
Fortunately for me, you're not.
More math jokes: "Statistics means never having to say you're certain."
really I never understood stats?
lets see
Q: Whast yellow and scary
A: shark infested custard.