LOL good one!!!
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LOL good one!!!
Last night's: Christmas episode from a couple years ago, "Skinner's Sense of Snow" -- kids get snowed in at school. Principal Skinner has a flashback to Vietnam and begins acting like an army officer.
RALPH: Mr. Army Man, I can't sleep without my Reggie rabbit.
SKINNER: Is that some kind of plush novelty?
RALPH: Yes ma'am.
SKINNER: Um...well, here's a scouring pad. It's just as good.
*Ralph cuddles the steel wool against his cheek*
RALPH: It's cold. And hurty.
SKINNER: Defying orders, eh? I see you Scotsmen are thrifty with courage, too!
GROUNDSKEEPER WILLIE: All right, Skinner. That's the last time you'll slap your Willie around!
*Homer hits a fire hydrant which explodes and immediately freezes over on the car.*
HOMER: Stupid ice! I always knew I'd die caked in something.
LOL Taliesin! :D :banana:
I miss the Simpsons :(
We're having Futurama now...These episodes are mostly not exciting, they're 'new' even if I know that they stopped making new ones a couple of years ago...I guess they hadn't got here yet.
A Simpsons quote I always forgot to mention:
(Homer and Bart at home alone)
Homer: Where's Bart? His dinner is cold and half-eaten *eats something from Bart's plate* :D
I always play it with my brother when I cook and he's late for the meal :D
Homer: My ears are burning
Lisa: We weren't talking about you
Homer: No, I lit a Q-tip to see inside
Willie: Ah, who'll save the wee turtles!?
Willie: Someone save me from the wee turtles. They were too much for me!
I was having a conversation one day with a friend about Phil Hartman and how he rocked, and said something about him being Troy McLure. SOmeone walking by asked "Who's Troy McLure?" Me and my friend looked at each other and smiled, and I turned back and started. "Well, you may remember him from such educational videos as..."
ROFLMAO :D Oh, what a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! And with a witness!
You lucky monkey, you.
Oh, and Taliesin -- funny clip! I like the one after it even more. ;)
Some good ones from here and there...
Editor reading Homer's food critic article:
EDITOR: This is a joke, right? I mean this is the stupidest thing I've ever read!
HOMER: What's wrong with it?
EDITOR: You keep using words like "pasghetti" and "momatoes," you
make numerous threatening references to the UN, and at the end you repeat the words "Screw Flanders" over and over again.
MR. BURNS: Smithers, do you think you could dig up Al Jolson?
SMITHERS: Ummm... remember we tried that, sir?
BURNS: Oh right, he's dead... and rather pungent. The rest of that night is something I'd like to forget.
HANK SCORPIO: By the way, Homer, what's your least favorite country? Italy or France?
HOMER: France.
*Hank adjusts a giant laser*
HANK: Heh heh. Nobody ever says Italy.
APU: This is how you talk when you learn English from pornos.
Hooray for the season 4 dvd commentary where they just talk about Conan O'Brien over and over, and then get him to do an alternate commentary.
Not really a quote, but there's one of the Halloween specials where everyone is a zombie, and you see smithers walking around whistling "If I Only Had a Brain" (Wizard of Oz)
Hehehe I didn't catch that.
last night i was at a canada day celebration at princes island park in calgary, and there was a comedian on the grandstand who did "titanic in five minutes....with the simpsons cast". it has to have been one of the funniest things i have ever seen in my life. he did mayor quimby, smithers, burns, homer, bart, marge, lisa, the professor and krusty.
omg...too funny. wish you could have seen it. :lol:
Time to bring this topic back cos I've seen some new Simpsons here in the UK (well...downloaded...:D) and I have a few quotes to post before I forget them :)
- young Homer at camping: Oh look, a switch-knife...I see the switch, but where's the knife? *touches the switch* D'OH, my eye!!! :D
- Grandpa Simpson trying to conquer an old lady:
Old Lady: You're more boring thena my husband...and he's dead!
Grandpa: But then I smell better!!!
Old Lady: At the moment it's just about even!
One of the best quotes ever:
Willie looking at Lisa and Bart who became best friends:
This is unnatural, brother and sister should be enemies, like Scots and English...or like Scots and Welsh...or like Scots and Japanese...or like Scots and other Scots... damn Scots, they ruin Scotland!
the shortest distance is between two points.Quote:
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Wish I could remember more examples, but my memory went practically blank when I read this post. I do recall that Matt Groening loves to poke fun at political correctness:Quote:
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Homer: I'm as dirty as a Frenchman!
I also recall Marge telling Bart: You haven't eaten your cottage cheese.
Bart: It looks like it's already been eaten.
Is it my imagination or is Smithers gay for Mr. Burns? (heh-heh)
I also love Futurama reruns.
Lela: Alcohol makes you stupid.
Fly: No, I doesn't.
In fact, my favorite comedy shows on TV are all cartoons -- including South Park and Tripping The Rift. I wonder what that means? Is my mind withdrawing into a cartoon world because I find the real world so absurd? Should I keep taking my meds or throw caution to the wind?