Duh. With their eyes closed, ofcourse. :p Oh I forgot. They don't have eyelids do they?
Why do woodpeckers peck wood?
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Duh. With their eyes closed, ofcourse. :p Oh I forgot. They don't have eyelids do they?
Why do woodpeckers peck wood?
Woodpeckers are enslaving wood to do their bidding and peck itself
Why do birds fly?
So they can air out their dusty wings.
Why do trucks honk louder than cars?
To impress the ladies.
Why does my stomach hurt after eating cake?
Because it wants more cake
Why dont humans have gills?
Why DO humans have gills?
how does the encryption software on my wireless router work?
By coming to work late, taking too long a lunch break, then demanding too much money.
Why do we ask questions?
To make Poetess happy by keeping this thread alive. ;)
Why do we have light and darkness?
To make the power companies rich
Why would a volcano explode?
Because a mountain couldn't and wouldn't.
Why do transportations have wheels?
Spokes tear up the pavement ( Look up "Rube Goldburg"!) :lol:
Why do things roll downhill?
Hahaha!
Can they climb mountaindown? :lol:
Why do some people swear?
To air out their dirty laundry.
Why are smilies so smily?
Because plastic surgeons did what they're good at: face-lift.
Why are we scared of death?
...because it lasts forever.
Why is this forum so addictive?