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too concerned about my looks.. i go wash my face in the clear waters of the lake besides the hill... aha!.. an idea... TB, you can have the coconuts... keep throwing the shells at Mill while you're eating... i catch some fishes in a net i magically create out of rainbow silk... fishes...
In your pants MILL!
MY HILL!!
While I see her tearfully happy majesty retaking my property, I say, "Fishes, go to work!" They take my side, but not my pants, and the queen of rainbow ponds is chased by fish all the way to Tokyo.
My hill! HaHaHaAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I fly back from tokyo... i learnt japanese... said something *nasty* ... Mill's busy figuring that out... i push him down the hill agian
MY HILL!
Since her hill is my hill, and the things she affects me with just a rehash of my side of things affecting her first, I am the source of her batting her eyelashes, so I do the exact same thing to her, and have a more original effect on her. She says, "Oh master, you are tranquility and beauty itself, and I must obey. Please do take this hill and allow your humble pupil and servant to thank you for the loan and be off to own what is truly mine: my homework - and a painting of your gracious dismissal on the cover of my binder."
I say, "Yeah, yeah, whatever, child. What are they even teaching you in the schools these days? Not the the hill ... IS MINE?"
But Mill did not know that it was just a trick... he's absorbed in my flattering words...and suddenly TBtheG knocks him down with coconut shell... thanks TB.. my HiLL!! :D
It took one coconut - just one coconut - to wake me up and free me from all of smilingtearz' spells and their side effects. She, still weighed down under the side effects of laziness and inattentiveness, did not stop me from re-raising the Mililennial flag once more. My hill!
what's he saying!... i make some rainbow silk ribbons... tie this guy up... it'll take you time to free yourself...
MY HILL!!!!
I beg the dear maiden to feed her prisoner. She comes near with coconuts, but I surprise her with guard fishes! She runs back to Tokyo, and leaves the rest to my care and keeping. I let the fishes work me out of her bindings, then I return to my hill!
*screams frantiacally*
~pulling her hair~
~"calm down Eva.." to herself~
catches him by the leg and hangs Mill upside down inside a church bell in place of the Gong... you look good... sound good there...
MY HILL!
I say, "Whoever hangs from this bell first gets the hill straightaway! Straightaway!" Smilingtearz looked up nonchalantly and stated matter-of-factedly, "You are first to hang from the bell. You get the cherished hill, I guess. Since this was declared at a Church, I shall right readily comply. Right readily!"
She lets me back down onto my hill! And she lets me tie her to the bell in case she is first next time. But I just keep ringing her, saying, in time with her chimes, "My hill! My hill!" I also say, from my hill, "How do you like that view of my hill, not from my hill, but watching me on my hill?"
the fairies come and untie me realizing my silly decision in my ignorance of the "cruel world" out there...
the fairies pick Mill and take him and throw him to the middle of the sea...
they say i deserve the hill..
MY HILL!
Good thing the fishes can still swim. I return and decoronate the queen that is not my queen. I mail her crown to the emperor of Japan, and off to Tokyo she goes once more, to nogotiate back her corona.
My hill!
I choose to let the king kep my crown... I WANT THE HILL!!.. i scream in your ears and you need to go to a doctor to get your ear drum fixed...
MY HILL!
While at the doctor's I learn something wonderful, and he learns something wonderful:
I learn that the hill is theapeutic to my recovery; and he learns that Eva is his long lost daughter. I return to MY HILL! with a message. Eva goes home (to the hospital).
Milalil has the hill.
I have a wrestling match with Milalil and then I break his nose to get the hill
My Hill!