high-fructose corn syrup, which only contributed to.....
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high-fructose corn syrup, which only contributed to.....
people developing sugar tolerance, and high SAT scores. This connection.........
Is far beyond my own meandering thought patterns....However, I can only conclude that......
the essence of simplicity, as depicted in the books we enjoyed as tots, could only reinforce ..............................
the desire to read and travel beyond alice's looking glass where the queen of hearts.....
was secretly plotting to unearth the formerly lost sections of DEAD SOULS, which the world THOUGHT that Gogol destroyed, but were really .....
Only misplaced. Maybe Gogol.....
just left them in his pants pockets, and when they got sent out to be laundered the ...
conniving little troll who found the bundle in said trouser pocket abruptly hid the package under his arm, away from the scornful eyes of his soul-less wife. However, in the heated laundry facility, by way that only fate could produce .....
the love of his life adorned with.......
a large wooden spoon, smacked the devious little troll upside the head, which rendered the coveted documents to scatter all over the ......
winds of sorrow. everything that was, was lost. crying the poor little troll....
ducked, for the love of his life was coming at him again, this time with more rage than before. The wooden spoon came down with a splintering crunch...
that left the poor troll with amnesia. He forgot the love of his life was the love of his life and mistook her for....
Paris Hilton and demanded her autograph and to shake the paw of wee Tinkerbell. The bewildered troll was not prepared for the manner in which .....
her paw was treated as a hand puppet to amuse strangers passing....
but he nonetheless made a clumsy effort to shake said paw. However, in his battered state of mind, he mistook his wife's kerchief for the little pup's paw, and upon shaking it, sent the furious sputtering woman ...
flying over the cuckoo's nest * horrorshow but the *devotchka was helped and given *moloko by her *droogs :p
*nadsat
Confused by his many blows to the head and spine, and mystified by these new terms strewn randomly about (lol :)), the tired old troll decided to give up on his Gogol loss and concentrate more fully on .....
the Importance Of Regaining His Wife's Confidence by....
seeking out the nearest florist and purchasing some beautiful ....
daffoldils. The beauty of the daffoldils was beyond compare. Smiling our lovely ol' troll felt the love of his wife welling in his heart...but then again, who was his wife? As he stared at the beautiful daffoldils, he searched his heart trying to bring his wife's image to mind, but the only image that brought his heart to leap was a...
tattered wee paper that was still folded away in his little watch fob that never ever left his person. The remains of his childhood sweetheart were locked in memory forever in the sepia teeny photo. No mention was ever made of her, because if .....
she was mentioned, she would be killed! You see, long ago, the troll wasn't a troll at all but a big handsome Prince Charming who was in love with a beautiful girl who was abducted by the Big Bad Wolf right in front of the Prince's eyes! The wolf said, "if you ever try to rescue her, I will turn you into a troll!" Of course, the Prince being a good sport did his best, but was caught by the wolf before managing to....
climb up the rocky cliff that beheld a solitary lighthouse with a single candle burning in the tiny window near the top. Behind the candle sat the beautiful girl, stroking her harp and humming an ancient celtic melody. The magical wolf sneered gleefully at the sight of the young man feebly attempting to rescue his beloved, and crept silently ......
toward the lighthouse intent on destroying yet another dream. But in his gleeful hastiness he made a....
snapping noise with his dangerous teeth, which notified the beautiful girl that danger approached. She ceased the plucking of her harp and crept noiselessly to the little window in her lighthouse prison. Suddenly ....
some coffee swilling wench barged in, not knowing what the storyline had been up to now. So she said "I now return you to your thread already in progress" and then....
;)
appreciating the interruption me thinks it might be a good turn of events to change the whole story. but then where shall i begin? what is my storyline? pacing back and forth, pencil in hand, the piece of white paper waited patiently for the pen to begin with a.....
flourish as it penned the words:
CRASH! The crystal jar fell to the floor, as the guilty culprit...
looked around well, guiltily. Deciding what to do to cover their guilt, said culprit then embarked on a course of action that was to have far reaching consequences...
Hi Classic Charm, hi littlewing. :wave:
First a phone call to the local pizza parlor, as our butter-fingered friend had a penchant for anchovy pizza. Pizza could cause him to think clearer about what to .......
...do about this dilema which has haunted him since birth..
The meaning to life is....
so simple...night comes quietly in a dream. the little man finds himself walking without shoes. Questioning his current situation, why is he walking when his wings are fluttering in the cool, night breeze of the desert. Ouch, he just stubbed his toe on a....
little brass lamp that someone has so carelessly tossed into the ever changing sands. Annoyed, he bends to pick up said lamp, when his back bone made a sickening crack. Still bent, he reaches for the lamp and suddenly ......
the lamp sprouts arms and legs and rears up and says "Oi, whatchoo think yer doin?" This was odd, because lamps are not generally known to...
to be so utterly rude and without the slightest degree of social tact when in the presence of someone who has more than likely just become a parapeligic; still, there's always the slim chance that...
backbones making sudden loud sickening cracks don't signal the onset of paralysis, but could be a joint popping or some such other thing. Why once there was that time when a lamp down in Texas did such a weird thing, it....
got up and turned me off! Can you imagine that? I was so shocked (pun intended because the lamp was plugged-in and turned on [if you know what I mean] at the time) that I nearly...
fell off my seat in the little diner I was ordering from. The lamp swaggered up to my seat and clunked me in the head and I wondered what I had done in the state of Texas to deserve such a treatment. The old lady across from my table gasped, as .............